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Posts by Captain Phallus

Either yours or @princeofedging.bsky.social

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

Caption of the year ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Great taste in porn. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

1 month ago 3 1 1 0

Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜Š

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

If you're taking male models, add me to the list!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Joyce Lee ๐Ÿ™Œ

3 months ago 4 1 0 0

Very interesting. I am very interested in seeing how this pans out!

4 months ago 2 1 0 0

Really great work. ๐Ÿ‘

4 months ago 0 1 0 0
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I love chaturbate. I haven't been camming lately, but I have all the love for that site and my regulars there! Great community. โค๏ธ

Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.

5 months ago 1 1 0 0

Foul. Just awful.

If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

Are we talking about the Joelle whatever account that I just blocked?

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
Captain in a pair of light pink jock strap undies. His hair is still wet from a shower, and he's looking to his left. The front of his underwear says K.S.

Captain in a pair of light pink jock strap undies. His hair is still wet from a shower, and he's looking to his left. The front of his underwear says K.S.

The Captain's booty in his light pink jock strap. His smooth cheeks are on display and his hands are on his hips. His jock strap has words and numbers all over the straps, and say "sexy stays forever" on them.

The Captain's booty in his light pink jock strap. His smooth cheeks are on display and his hands are on his hips. His jock strap has words and numbers all over the straps, and say "sexy stays forever" on them.

Sexy stays forever.๐Ÿ˜‹ #undies #underwear #jockstrap #nsfw #ass #asscheeks #booty

6 months ago 14 2 1 0
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I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! ๐Ÿ˜‹
#cum #bwc #shaved #cock #goon #gooner #chaturbate #cammodel #camboy #mature #cumshot #porn #nsfw #nsfwbsky

7 months ago 14 2 1 0
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Want my cum to rain down on you tonight? New short video up on Chaturbate.com/captainphallus for fan club members only! 6 bucks a month gets you all my pics and videos!
#contentcreator #gay #bi #goon #cum #cammodel #streamer #chaturbate #nsfw #fanclub

1 year ago 6 1 1 0
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Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!๐Ÿคฉ
Go tip someone even if its not me! ๐Ÿ˜˜
#bi #gay #goon #gaygoon #swsaturday #saturdaystuds #gayporn #xxx #cammodel #chaturbate #cock #dick #nsfwbsky #slit #hole #spicysky #spicybsky #spicybluesky #skyhub

1 year ago 12 1 1 0
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Wanna try the Captain's special sauce? Here's a free sample.
๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿงก #bi #gay #goon #gaygoon #cum #xxx #adult #nsfw #nsfwbsky #spicysky #spicybluesky #spicybsky #skyhub #gayporn #gaypornsky #bisexual #skeetsafterdark #cock #dick #webcam #cammodel #streamer #chaturbate #camboy #naked #nude #porn ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค

1 year ago 22 1 1 0

Odd marketing tactic.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Sames.

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post-

You are special, and I love you. <3

7 months ago 4 0 1 0

I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year.

I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. ๐Ÿ™„

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

Men, please listen the fuck up:

You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.

Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.

7 months ago 27 6 1 1

Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan, although considering how my life has gone it might be like semi antagonistic.

7 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Captain with his dick very hard... his face isn't in the frame this time.

Captain with his dick very hard... his face isn't in the frame this time.

A lil mood lighting for #fcf

7 months ago 20 1 1 0

Lol same.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Several things are "funny" about this lame ass post but what's actually pretty funny is the incorrect accent usage on the word rรฉsumรฉ. Like you can't even say you didn't care... you wanted to look smart and fumbled.

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

Vanilla is good.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! ๐Ÿ˜‹
#cum #bwc #shaved #cock #goon #gooner #chaturbate #cammodel #camboy #mature #cumshot #porn #nsfw #nsfwbsky

7 months ago 14 2 1 0

Yeah I've never understood that.

8 months ago 3 0 0 0

Technically, not on Chaturbate. Plenty of people get away with it, but I've also seen people get disciplined for it.

8 months ago 2 0 0 0