I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

elon’s crash out really reminds me of the law twitter drama days 🤣

my dad would always say how he wishes he was rich so that we could help those in cyprus and this is why

i’m sick of ppl treating the islanders like they’re scum & the sad reality is that the elders are dying out while the diaspora expands

bad bunny’s new album really rings true for most islands

aww you look lovely 🥰

so it’s my aunty’s bday today & for context, she was put up for adoption back in the late 50s (v sad)

we found her some years back and it’s her bday today. the whole fam in cyprus have wished her a happy bday and said “we’re happy to have you back home” and now im crying

why can’t they leave my island alone 😭

oh piss OFF

this cold weather is too much

i can’t wait to be at a beach club, tanned, and dancing away 😭

omg lmao

i love my aunties so much but they’re also too much at the same time 😂

told them about my plans for cyprus and they threw the “are you going to bring a boyfriend this time; we want to see you happy in love before we die” card

one thing the EU knows how to do well is to draft a convoluted directive

MiFID will be the death of me

yess!! a lot of british women who have relationships with inmates based in the US are on tiktok and there’s one woman who uprooted her entire life to the US for her man and once he was released, he cheated on her 😭

so now she’s in ohio, alone and single

omg same!! my bestie is a producer and i’ve been telling her to pitch a docuseries on the lives of tiktok prison wives so i’m hoping it’ll get commissioned 🤣

my grandpa who’s afro-cypriot and my grandma who was irish-italian also struggled

a non-practising muslim has children out of wedlock with a practising catholic in the late 50s/early 60s??? crazy work!

love is love peeps

my parents’ love story will forever have me in awe

they got married during a time where interracial marriages were shunned upon, where racism was truly rife in london, and where even their own family members were against them marrying

yet here we are, 39 years of marriage down

my dad shouted “fck white people” at the news this morning

slay

Israeli police have arrested two Palestinian booksellers for selling books about Palestine in Jerusalem

You know who else did this kind of thing?

Kendrick Lamar performing during the halftime show for Super Bowl 59. He wears a blue and white leather jacket, black t-shirt, bootcut jeans, and white sneakers. He’s looking into the camera and smiling while saying “Say, Drake” during a performance of his Grammy-winning diss track, Not Like Us.

“Per my last email.”

these are the bomb dot com

city livin’ babyyyy

my fav small plates pop up is doing a turkish x japanese fusion and i’m so mad i didn’t get tix in time 😫

the edible? or the fasulye? or maybe both?? 🤣

gonna pop an edible and eat my way through my baba’s fasulye

bon appleteeth

i must admit, i was so proud of myself when i completed this piece

i even uploaded it to soundcloud lmaooo

tb to when i was required to compose for music theory (very amateur) 🤣

i need to know the science behind unintentionally having your hair fall into place when you’re not needing it to look like a masterpiece

Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative