I need this to become a stage play so badly.

Cody, smiling and holding a pigeon.

I held a pigeon and it was the best day of my life.

Spent approximately four minutes thinking about what jersey I wanted to buy for my birthday until I realized what would be painfully on brand...

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (insert new jersey here) After Midnight.

That's one more goal than I got on my birthday.

I really was avoiding it for the longest time because I assumed it was going to lean ultra-conservative, but boy was I wrong.

I binged the first four seasons in a couple weeks. Hooked to all hell.

Was planning my first NHL roadtrip for the 23-24 season and realized I also had to set this up before it was too late over on the x. #Canucks #NHL