Thinking I could bag a beautiful older woman who is way out of my league call that the Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Guy who doesn't want the gym to be crowded: Are new years resolutions just a manifestation of capitalist consumerism in the social media era and also low-key kinda misogynistic?

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

The @gooffkings.bsky.social rock weighing stream is such a stupid idea and I'm already sitting here at 8:47 AM in mad that I'm going to be watching the whole fucking thing later.

Omg you're the assassin

A paragraph from Ta-Nehisi Coates' book The Message, which reads: "It may seem strange that people who have already attained a position of power through violence invest so much time in justifying their plunder with words. But even plunderers are human beings whose violent ambitions must contend with the guilt that gnaws at them when they meet the eyes of their victims. And so a story must be told, one that raises a wall between themselves and those they seek to throttle and rob."

Ta-Nehisi Coates wields words like sledgehammers.

A tweet from a racist lamenting the non-acquittal of a white murderer followed by a reply from a Nazi that says "Adolf warned you......"

Is this good?

It's Conner O'Malley

She call me Brian Thompson the way I'm going down to general approval

American healthcare system victims standing up one after the other saying "I killed Brian Thompson" like in Spartacus.

Man denies too many insurance claims, asked to shuffle off this mortal coil.

Destiny Fuentes age gap discourse

Evil bagel

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

They made Balatro too good

Code switching between Twitter and bluesky -- do NOT fuck up

I heard i could post on here like it's 2014 but now I'm a shell of a man

Jamming this icon like a fucking caveman and getting confused

New comic, EURO TRIP, now up at @jewishcurrents.bsky.social:
jewishcurrents.org/euro-trip
First panel:

He's going to Turkey

Obama voice Twitter Two