I think he's just the Antichrist in Chief. It's not like he's Putin.

TRUMP HAS DECLARED THAT POPE LEO MAY NOT RECEIVE COMMUNION!

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’

Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’

One of the amazing things to me about today's speech from Melania is that she's been in this country for 30 years and no one in her orbit thought it was important that she learn English well enough for public speaking. She's been in the fucking spotlight for 5 years as first lady!

This is just so corrupt on every conceivable level. There is no excusing it.

These people are The Shittiest Gangsters and we need to throw them in jail for the rest of their lives.

Scene from The Road captioned "Yes, but her emails."

We can not allow a fascist, regressive country where a few religious extremists have all the power the capability to have nukes. Because they might select an idiot for a leader and he'll launch them

by The United States of America

This is real

This is a bad take.

I feel like tonight's a good night to watch Dr. Strangelove.

Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Bush: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT

I brought Bush to the Tiny Desk. (Josh Newell was my co-producer.)

And I'll say this: Not everyone who plays the Desk understands the assignment; Bush made something familiar, but deeper and even stranger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBuH...

Dementia Don.

We can send humans to the Moon but we can't hold a president accountable.

You can’t fool me, this is viral marketing for DTF St Louis

"They're eating the luggage, they're eating the carry ons"

A flavor-blasted potato, like a gallstone from Satan's own bowels, sits atop the worst bag of Herr's Kettle Chips ever dispersed for public consumption.

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?

The second chip was almost fungal.

Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers.

Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 602 ReTruths 1.81k Likes 3/21/26, 12:26 J

Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP (Cunt)

Draft folders around the world are overflowing with tweets waiting to be unleashed when his day finally gets here.

@DarriogMelanie on X: A top Trump official has been walking around with an electronic device gifted to him by senior foreign intelligence officials. Mar 14, 2026 Where are all of the “but, her emails,” Republicans on this one?

Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

Trump Claims an Ex-President Confided His Regrets on Iran. But Who?

Trump says a former president told him "I wish I did what you did" with Iran. Who might that be? Trump says it wasn't Bush and people close to Biden, Obama and Clinton all deny they've been talking war with Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

Let's make the Ides of March Great Again!

@kellymckernan.bsky.social

"No one gives a fuck about housing!"
--dementia patient currently occupying the partially demolished remains of The White House.

I've heard that the Strait of Hormel has been overwhelmed by too much SPAM and that's why shits can't get through.