A photo of a blue and white flower arrangement featuring a fish net and a model of a swordfish.
It is that time when I open up the website of the florist my mother likes and, before picking out mother's day flowers for her, stop to investigate the "for men" section to see what's new in Manly Flowers. This year they are offering: swordfish bouquet.
This is true! We're all itching for the outdoors where I live
Every day now there's some new malarkey. Ugh
After watching the way things went with social media poisoning over the last decade I almost don't blame them for feeling that way. If I didn't already know better, I could start believing that art, information, stories etc can control minds
Chris Murphy begins a bsky thread about today's classified briefings on Iran that.he was party to
Chris Murphy describes, in a national security honoring way, how fucked the strait of Hormuz is and confirmed that the usa had and has no plan
There we go, my percent daily values for bitter laughter are maxed and I got some jaded chuckles in as well
Hmm I say to myself. I haven't burst into bitter laughter yet today. Better check how Mission Accomplished 2: Another Yuge Mistake is going rn
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
end DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME start DAYLIGHT ELIMINATION night ALWAYS daylight NEVER
my plan
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
If you can sign up in your district to be a poll worker, do. It’s more important than ever. You can help protect someone’s right to vote.
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
they call it the vague ass nerve because no one really knows what it does
Never 🌞 Doom
I'm on his side here. When a shark comes up for petting, what are you gonna do, not pet it?!
I could be having mathematically possible fun
But when can I get affordable ram to actually play real games on computer that exists? Aargh
Wrong stuff, tbh
Every news clip I see about covid or flu or adenovirus or whatever has comments under it that are very 'Trump Bring Plague?!' themed and I lol every time
I knew that guy was creepy lol
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Which was entirely predictable, considering the ais were built from the entire internet, a technology already famous for porn and driving people insane
The 's' is for sexy lol
These artifacts are wild
What's the saying...9 missed meals till revolution/societal breakdown? 7.8 isn't quite there, plus a lot of local stuff happened to reduce missed meals even further(at least in my area of the us)
Furniture! Assemble!
How many of the people who wrote variants of 'Has MeToo gone too far' editorials for our remaining major newspapers sent or received email from mr epstein
THAT'S why he was in that classroom?! Holy shit
Desecration.