"pvpve violates consent" is one of those extremely online fistfights that’s setup permanent residence in my brain and never, ever leaving
Posts by John Cenablade Chronicles
literally just got back from doing one of these themed cruises for a work thing (it was awful). It still took a solid 5
We’ll see who’s calling remakes cynical after we’ve made sure every game has the microwave corridor
game recognize game
In early access he laughed and refused to let you pause until you unlocked an upgrade and I wish they’d commit to that. he was SO indignant the first time your pause worked
A screenshot of a Summoning Salt video where the video overlaid the text "The Return of jimmypoopins"
This should've qualified Summoning Salt for Best Picture 2023
hell yeah, a memcard pro with freemcboot on there, patched to auto switch between virtual memory cards per game got me alllllllllllllll the way back on my ps2 bullshit
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
“The user's full Discord Bearer authentication token was found written in plaintext inside the game log file.” holyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
literally could not be mad
Had so much fun with a quad arms and axes build built off a marauder, it’s just a little fragile up front. but once it gets rolling you’re doing tons of attacks and limbs are flying everywhere. my longest run ended when a jerk somehow reflected my attacks back and I chopped my own head off
leaving my ai girlfriend on read during peak hours. because of broke
can’t say gabagool once without wanting to say gabagool at least five times
so that’s what he meant by testing his container…
it might be for the best, those 5-10 years when their 2D art team was operating on levels previously only believed theoretical have indelibly changed me in ways I’ll never fully understand
It’s been tough for everyone out there 24 years ahead of the curve on Dragon Quarter but I think the people might finally be ready
this channel absolutely nefarious on the "convincing me to spend fifty dollars" front
super fair but that game is the most 10/10 a 7/10 can get, to me
Her: when’s the last time you cried?
Me, tearing up remembering the day I found out a bunch of west coast friends had never heard of pierogi: that night we watched Look Back
Merry Christmas! If you'd like to spend 45 minutes celebrating video game history with me, we're about to debut The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I worked on his ALL YEAR, and I genuinely think it will reshape how we all think about the system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvp...
Who coined "Metroidvania"? It wasn't @jparish.bsky.social, and he'll be the first to tell you. Besides, there are far more interesting questions, like: How did it spread? Evolve? And what's it got to do with rickrolling?
Watch til the end for a post-credits sting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8set...
a Demonschool NPC named "Hole Enthusiast" saying "Still thinking about it."
Can't believe Necrosoft put me in Demonschool
Huge thanks for this, it’s the fourth switch I’ve picked up and the first one that actually works at all
that pic is kinda...
TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL
My grand master weapon smith was bitten by a vampire, so I locked her up in a little tower outside the fort. While my dwarves were busy dealing with an invasion from the caverns below, she somehow exploded so hard that a ring of fire burned down the surface of the earth