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Do I? Absolutely yes I do.

I’d just like to go on record and thank Lek for running a banging Thai food stall at Chelmsford market for as long as I can remember, but who now passes the reigns to her son, Kim, who I’m sure will continue in similar fashion.

Exactly how I feel. There by the grace of Straight Cis God.

Darth Vader writes to Stonewall saying, “you have a fine operation here, pray I don’t leave a garrison behind when I go.”

Straight cis woman expects conversation with LGBT organisation to make sure they stay in their lane.

Every single sentence he says should be damning evidence at a future trial.

With or without shin splints?

Read by Ron Perlman.

King Charles 3 better kick his orange arse when he visits the White House. If he doesn’t he can stay there.

Is that the airline that spirits anyone not white away to foreign countries?

For sure. I just wish I wasn’t relying on schadenfreude so much to get me through the footballing week.

This is very lovely indeed.

It’s always meaningful when there’s a chance of Chelsea missing loads of players for the next games due to a mass brawl or players kicking the ball away.

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

Is this him admitting to insider trading by telling everyone his war plans will hit the markets, prior to going to war?

It’s a term of endearment.

I always want to bomb the power and transport infrastructure of the people I respect and admire.

I can’t wait for the final stand up routine. All of these work in progress shows are really tantalising.

The footage:

I love how this shows all the fancy sword stuff is, in the end, no match for a blaster.

Northampton couple who met on bus ride double decker to wedding The pair are now married after meeting during their commute last summer.

Everything is terrible. So here is a NICE THING.

Praising JK Rowling when asked a question on trans rights is akin to praising Anita Bryant when asked a question gay rights. No money to Stonewall. No Stonewall at Pride. They are already experiencing a funding crisis, and this chairwoman appointment should be their last. Traitors.

Very many happy returns and many many more misadventures x

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Sadly it didn’t stop Trump from being over-promoted.

Blue Origin rocket grounded after satellite 'mishap' The firm founded by Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos is investigating the failed launch.

All it takes is one of these private company space yahoos to cock something up in orbit that causes a satellite cascade, putting space off limits for years- as well as destroying global comms and navigation systems.

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The moon hangs high in the gloaming. Underneath, a row of trees lie in darkening shadow. The only light coming from the window of a local kebab truck.

A very rare sight here; the Moon and Star Kebab in conjunction.

#Irons

This reminds me of a sketch about a leisure centre in the old Chris Morris TV series The Day Today. “1984, no one died. 1985, no one died. 1986, no one died. 1987, someone died. 1988, no one died; I could go on.”

#TheIncidentWithThePigeon