Yeah when I was reading Wonkette regularly, this is the kind of thing I'd have known about

Wow weird coincidence … I saw Dashboard open for Weezer when they were touring behind Maladroit in like, 2002?

Only one with Chris Cooper, though

That whole fight is a little superhero-y. The way he snaps up from the ground and pulls the pen out of his hand. I just tell myself that guy's a diva and all the other Treadstone pros make fun of him behind his back in the cafeteria

Where 2 cop

Is The Secret Agent in the same vein as what you once described as "your books"? A friend was telling me about it yesterday and it immediately sounded like Sciascia or Modiano

@bubbaprog.xyz you may be interested in this very strange glitch

How'd it go in there?

I've been here and can confirm its excellence. Got dry pot something or other and have been chasing that high since

"Comment deleted by user." Somebody got to u/follicular

Are you getting that smart battery stovetop?

Aww man, I knew she'd gone down a weird rabbit hole (Brexit? Trump? COVID?) but I used to love her stuff

I always liked how Devo got their start: opening for Sun Ra and antagonizing his hippy fans into breaking their pacifism and attempting to physically fight them by playing Jocko Homo for 25 minutes straight

All Lawyers Are what now? It's like that Montinegrin meme - if you feel inclined to sympathize with a lawyer, give it a second; it'll pass

Oof, looks like they beat you to it, too

I had to check because of Ruffalo and Hemsworth's presence that it wasn't a Collateral sequel

It's like the only pharmaceutical with a name that has anything to do with the underlying chemistry. I guess they didn't want to be seen as hiding anything?

Wish they'd do an all-comedians one where no one took it very seriously

Last time I got photos at CVS the girl asked "are you happy with this one" and I replied "No, but it's also not going to get any better than that"

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I'm pretty sure they did? aflcio.org/2025/11/17/s...

I'd be suspicious of any populace that wants to join this god-forsaken country at this point

As someone who just took a trip to the UK, during which we had some excellent meals at great restaurants, I regret to report that a lot of the food on offer is still quite Bad and this stereotype, while admittedly hack, remains not wrong. Worst eating vacation I've had recently

I spoke to a forensic expert with a certification in staged photographs and he says whoever took that picture absolutely turned the pineapple upside down

"OK Jack, I'll go get my rhyming dictionary"

I played Farewell Transmission by Songs: Ohia like ten times in a row and YouTube's moderation said I was a cool guy and they'd never seen anyone do something so Normal before

Thanks, Tim - now I must have cumin lamb some time in the next 48 hours or I will Die.

This is a shame because BBQ seems like something that rice cooker-type fuzzy logic would work well on with some additional sensors. I assumed that was what they meant

Excel workbooks not big enough, do some real work

The Moon and Antartica ends with "what people are made of," damnit

The bot I built to buy short-dated out-of-the-money call options on companies mentioned in Money Stuff is going to get me investigated by the SEC, thanks a lot