ONYA'S DAD IS HOT

JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS

Me in the National Security team group chat

If you're in Illinois and:

- Palestinian, or protesting the genocide in Occupied Palestine; or

- trans, or protesting for trans rights;

and you are arrested or discriminated against, I can represent you pro bono. Please email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. I will take as many cases as I can.

fan edit idea: audio = party 4 u Charli xcx / video = footage from the perfect year (sunset blvd)

is this anything ok bye

Primary them.

Literally is the show and also intersectionality exists and exhibited via song with the friendship between Edna and Motormouth into Big Blonde and Beautiful

We’re still not shopping at Target.

Who convinced Colin Firth to do the 2009 Dorian Gray movie lmao what am I watching

RIP Dorian Gray, u would've loved MAYHEM

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

They say “just draw what makes you happy” and “who cares about numbers” to artists relying on their online presence for income. But do they also say “only take meetings that make you happy” and “who cares about steady paychecks” to their traditionally employed friends? Hmm?

In the old days we all slept on mattresses on the floor!!!!!

Singles INFERNO?? They're sleeping in BEDS!!!! With LAMPS next to them!!!

"daddy, what did you do in the war"

son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet

we all did our part

Freelance life = considering going on a pilgrimage to locate the most recent Chappell Giver variant (construction edition)

Eric Adams is unlike any other politician I'm aware of

Tree, wtf is this?

who gave kristen bell this gig?? (aidy bryant was so good for the independent film awards!!!!)

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

Can i have pope innocent as mayor of nyc

hello world, I'm still looking for stable comms consultant work but as a journalist and editor have done many types of work! I'd also be open to full and part time roles if they pay a real living wage. I'm just trying to make ends meet right now (aka afford groceries): literelly.com

Urgent 🚨‼️
This is my call to all my friends, we have reached more than 90% and there is very little left, less than 10%. I hope everyone will open their hearts and continue to support us. I love you from the bottom of my heart.

gofund.me/a625d5ba

new... state deputy inspector general.... with authority over NYC....

Girl you're hiring us a babysitter????