Stephen Colbert on Trump's contention that the U.S. has “met and exceeded all military objectives” in Iran:
“It’s true, this war reached all of its objectives. It’s been weeks since anyone mentioned the Epstein files.”
I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
A U.S. official said American military strikes on Iran were underway.
Remember when Congress authorized the use of force against Iran?
Me neither.
Any U.S. attack on Iran would violate U.S. and international law.
“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24
“I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24
Progress looks like this joke 23 years later doesn’t even bother with the “vs no it won’t” half
Fuck every Trump voter forever.
Fuck. This. Shit.
There are always tweets
It's bad enough that everyone knows that Trump is a needy toddler who thirsts over meaningless participation trophies, but saying "clean coal" is like saying "fragrant raw sewage."
i’ll say it again, jennings is a contemptible liar and it is a disgrace that CNN puts him on television every night to spread bullshit
Remember we would always see the “Patriot Front” jumping out of Uhauls, marching through towns? That stopped when ICE got started, I just can’t figure that out
Renee Good had a pulse when EMS arrived. I’m not sure it would have made a difference if ICE had let that civilian physician render aid before EMS arrived, but now we will never know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
Democracy doesn’t die in darkness. That’s always been a myth. It dies with strobe lights and lasers bombarding you from every direction.
Don’t be distracted from:
—Trump is deeply unpopular
—Trump is openly corrupt
—No Kings is the largest protest movement in US history
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head.
What else do you need to see?
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
I’m extremely concerned by reports the Trump administration destroyed a facility during a covert action in Venezuela.
If this was done without Gang of Eight oversight, it’s a serious violation of federal law and a dangerous escalation that pushes us closer to war: www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes