I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Politico headline: "Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal" Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Energy policy think tanks keep putting out proposals like "give Mark Zuckerberg sole control over our utility rates by making him America's next grid czar" and the people in Everytown, America are like "go ahead and fuckin try"

Screenshot from the Simpsons. A reporter stands in front of a taped off crime scene being investigated by 3 police officers and a dog. The narration reads “Dozens of people are gunned down each day but, until now, none of them was important.”

RIP all the people having to explain the “Notices Bulge~ OwO whats this?” Bullet casing message to their older relatives. And also that the police def mistook the tilde for an S. Dumb fucks.

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

The Show Me State is showing up for our democracy.

In the interest of clarity, the neural interface is not in fact designed to give the pilot an orgasm every time they fire the particle projection cannon, and we have no idea why it keeps doing that.

The idea of bluesky is great if it wasnt like 90% peoples liberal parents doomscrolling. Like where are the jokes. Where are the freaks. What posts can I interact with that will fix my discovery page from being entirely devoted to donald trump outrage.

Ugh! I wish all the cool guys at my school dressed in the most boring outfit imaginable! Instead it was a bunch of uggos expressing themselves with color! My dream man dresses like a big grey square! I would kill for a guy in a florescent cardigan. You don’t know what you had.

Balloons don't go to heaven. They fall back to Earth and many birds and wildlife become entangled resulting in death. There are many other ways to celebrate life that aren't harmful to the environment and wildlife!

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women

shadow play #aai #aceattorneyinvestigations

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now