Demented Confucius say, to break a blockade one must create a blockade.

I think he worries about that an awful lot.

@sirmichael.bsky.social I'm in a restaurant with @thenailer66.bsky.social and we're being stared at by this horse. I feel somewhat intimidated by its luscious locks so can you confirm it's from 1998 t0 2001?

Michael, I found a dinosaur asleep in my sitting room this morning (evidence attached) Have I travelled back in time or have the dinosaurs travelled forward?

Apropos of nothing, when is Mrs Thompson getting her laser eye surgery?

With maths skills like this it's easy to see why Mrs Buckley was short changed...

I heard that in the Girlfriend Village that the ladies play several traditional games, namely "Pin The Tail On The Little Nips" and "I Spy With My Little Eye A Karate Dweeb". Any comment?

[DM to Pam: well yes, but I have to placate him. You know Mammy1979 said he acted like a “spoilt pup” for a week the last time anyone pointed out his shortcomings.]

What’s seldom is wonderful and all that. Just don’t go expecting this to be a regular occurrence.

Agree. Rocky crying out “Buttresseeeeesssss” wouldn’t had the same emotional impact as “Adriaaaaaannn” did.

Not Karate Dweeb?

Can we keep calling you Puritan Boy instead?

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Remembers the halcyon days when it used to be “Leah-ing”.

I thought Rebecca was the delivery driver?

I'm honoured 😂

Thank you. Roy whining on about his Leaaaaaaaaaah will follow me to the end of my days.

That’s why I only ever listen to Leah by Roy Orbison. It is truly wojus but dems the rules.

“You woke up this morning
Got yourself a shoe”
Doesn’t really have the same impact as the original tbh.

Oh. My. God.
#COYBIG

First time for everything

Happy Halloween 🎃👻🎃👻

Jean shorts? Karate pyjamas?

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Did you mean to tag me instead? Good to see the attention to detail we've all come to expect from the VT is as strong (ahem) as ever.