"two brothers. one kid. no clue"

Yeah that is exactly what its like thank you CBS

Image 2 of 4 is what horse forced-out-front feels like, translated into Haha Funnie Mid 2000s TV Show Poster. he is shutting the door on both our asses (before going on to directly threaten both the president and god)

Nebraska's 2026 legislative session ended without any of the proposed anti-trans bills passing, including measures on healthcare access, school policies, and public accommodations, as proposals stalled or lacked sufficient support before adjournment #NOH8

Nebraska's 2026 legislative session ended without any of the proposed anti-trans bills passing, including measures on healthcare access, school policies, and public accommodations, as proposals stalled or lacked sufficient support before adjournment #NOH8

Two and a half men poster split into thirds, with the Dad guy labeled "the GOOD", Charlie Sheen labeled, "the BAD", and the kid labeled as, "the HUNGRY"

Two and a half men poster where Charlie Sheen is leaning against a door and looking at the camera with his arms crossed, while shutting out the other one and a half men via the door

Two and a half men poster with the tagline, "Two brothers. One kid. No clue.", charlie sheen and the guy who plays the dad looking into the camera while the kid peaks nefariously out from above the bottom of the frame

Two and a Half Men poster where the two men are sitting on a chaise lounge/ bench/ idk while the 1/2 man is popping up from in between them with his arms wrapped around both

you think we jest but any of these would work

tfw your plural system would more or less fit perfectly as a draw over of a Two And A Half Men season DVD cover

Kenyan firm sacks more than 1,000 workers after losing Meta contract Meta paused work with Sama last month after allegations about staff viewing private scenes filmed by smart glasses

I’m sure this is unrelated to the fact that last month data workers revealed they were asked by Meta to review video from Meta Ray Bans of user’s intimate moments like having sex or using the bathroom.

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The right has strategically placed operatives at positions of influence in major social media and tech companies the same way they had a program for decades to place right wing lawyers in clerkships and judgeships and right wing reporters and editors at mainstream papers. The Plot to Enslave America

Gullible, Cynical America The trouble with believing anything and nothing at the same time

The data economy has made us dumber in ways that also make us vulnerable to authoritarian takover. We are have become both cynical and gullible in the sense we think we are too jaded be fooled and as a result are tricked more easily www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

Investigation underway after overnight fire at Raytheon building in Warner Robins YouTube video by WGXA

There’s been another fire!

Someone set fire to the Raytheon building in Warner Robins, Georgia.

Raytheon is one of the world’s biggest arms manufacturers and supplies the US & Israel with their bombs.

The fire is being investigated & the person responsible has not been caught.

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

could have worded that last post better, damn it, what i mean by it all is that i will quit this job, look for st else, and prepare to end my own life in the likely scenario that i can't find anything else and have issues getting on Medicaid, before i let them make me into a limp cowering dog

this dog has been beaten many times but i will kill everything around me including myself before i accept the countenance of a beaten dog

this job has seriously made me start to suspect that the emotional vampires from What We Do In The Shadows are real and run our entire society

had multiple moments with coworkers in my dept where I'm almost point blank asking them, "so these working conditions are tolerable for you?" and INVARIABLY they hang their head down PHYSICALLY like a beaten dog and say some shit that tells me they see our incompetent small business tyrant as God

I can't say the things that my workplace makes me think and feel in full detail or else i will be institutionalized. you might think this is all of it but it's maybe 1/10th of the endless bullshit deluge at best

every morning i wake up to elaborate high detail thoughts about killing myself and then i have to scrape my brain off the ground and go be a good bitch for capitalism

I'm losing my fucking mind I hate this place so much. this was a great job for 5 months and then it turned into hell and i realized all my coworkers are limp beaten fucking dogs who just take it endlessly

i wanted to be fucking helpful on Sunday and aggregate all my shared paperwork into one pile i hoped to tank through, but inevitably didn't have time for, that was clown shit I should have known, but he's gonna feel like a douche when he realizes the megapile is 2/3 stuff other ppl need to sign too

I was so overstimulated by working in a room over 90 degrees fahrenheit all day that I agreed to "not let the pile grow any bigger" (evil proposition when they're scheduling ~12 hrs of work for our 8 hr shifts) that I couldnt answer, ITS SO BIG BC I CONSOLIDATED IT OUT OF THE POOLED PILES, FUCK YOU

today one of my coworkers (kinda my boss but not technically bc they made him do half the work our former dept manager did without actually appointing someone as the new dept manager/ paying them accordingly) singled me out for my owed paperwork pile being bigger than everyone else's and HOO BOY

like this perfectly describes how my life over the last decade has brought me to this shit fucking point and it's my own fault

More screencapped lyrics, from genius dot com, for the song Losing My Mind! by Beadie (featuring Teto Kasane, why didn't I mention that in the previous alt text, fuck) text: I keep on looking for another way to try and break through I really can't afford another day with nothing to do Current pulling away from anything to try and hold on to Again and again Oh, again and again A crashing wave of feelings I can never seem to erase I pencil in the blanks but work is just another disgrace I can't keep holding on, the weight is dragging me Again and again, oh

also christ this is just my life in a song rn

haha silly queer fictosexual brain keeping me alive in funny ways

Screenshot of lyrics from Genius dot com, for the song Losing My Mind! by Beadie, this is the post-chorus: I'll keep on fighting for you I know that you can do it! You know I'll try and make do I better not see you quit! And if it all falls through I can say that I knew But I can't complain

drunk embarrassing confession: i keep listening to Losing My Mind! by Beadie on repeat when I'm having a bad time, bc hearing Teto sing these words goes directly into the same mental bin as the deeply loving/ compassionate things my non-fictional partners say to me (and i use that bin to survive)

feels like i was born solely and entirely to be made into something that can't survive. sexually abused before i could form words and that was 100% the least bad part bc i mostly dont remember. only thing that made a lifetime of taking shit stop was total social isolation. never had a fucking chance

the envy i feel when i see people who are loved and can actually feel it, when i see people who are very wanted and know it, when i see people who have full confidence that the people they surround themselves will have their back, makes me want to manually tear every single organ out of my abdomen

its my own fault because i let my PTSD just calcify around me for a very very long time. i cannot live with that. i've felt frantic and desperate all week to change my situation, and it's been worth nothing, realizing it will take years, maybe decades to get half normal, and i don't have that long

What made the Metaverse so funny is that VR was always destined for Furries and anime avatar weirdos hanging out in an accurate recreation of a Waffle House and any attempt to extend that to normies was destined to fail.