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Call her Boddingtons the way she make my cream flow

I followed all the advice about not using cotton buds in your ears and where has it got me. I’ve just got grubby ears

and the Spiders from Mars

She Revolver on my Sgt Pepper til she Please Please Me

Just happened to have that lying around did you mate

Going to this tonight, looks like there’s not much under 10% so expect some interesting tweets later

Sodden lads

By dumping him, girl

Traitors contestant on nationwide TV for some reason: I’m a real piece of work. I’ll fuck anyone over at the drop of a hat. I’m an absolute cunt

We did it Joe

Need a shawty like this so I can snack in the cinema

First day back at work

The Epstein list:

Only 51 weeks til Christmas

Arrabbiata for the little gentleman

Walt Disney looking down at all the hentai Steamboat Willies

My vibe for the new year

Heard a lot of fireworks going off at 23.59

Jools Holland’s Annual Hootefanny

Give me oil in my lamp, keep me gooning

Type of humidity I be fucking with of late

I like it when these random photos pop up on my phone #memories

If you start The Irishman at exactly 10.37 tonight it’ll finish about 02.06

Ooo remembers that woman sucking off her dad in Amsterdam

Love saying ‘careful, safety’s off’ when handling one of these (I live alone)