His best movies are the ones of him just lecturing at colleges

i'll be a uniter or a divider, i don't care. it's just about altering relationships for me

everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering

gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is

me: wazzaaa gerry

gerry: wazzaa

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

I can't wait to see what they do with threemeric

I love turmeric but I still think onemeric was better

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

"thanks again" is a great phrase to use when you didn't necessarily thank someone previously

Did you get the Battle for Skull Pass???

Nintendo files for Bankruptcy in Minecraft

No person was meant to live on this earth with zero vices

There are exceptions though, right? I remember you had a theory about mimosa creation where either the wine or the orange juice should be good, but not both?

anti-intellectualism is a core american value. it has both benign and malign features; I think we're too quick to call it just straight-up evil, but to be frank most of what intellectuals get up to in the global north is just straight evil and having some distance and skepticism about that is vital

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

Exactly one year ago today:

making up pointless, ill-intentioned lies simply to disturb the world. Men think about the Dutch East India Company every 12 minutes. yolk is an acronym for "Yellow Oily Liquid in Keratin"

your waiter when the restaurant doesn't serve badger penis

Programmed by Myiamoto himself

Omg I don't have my own slingshot but I can raid a dungeon

Congratulations France on your future of 79 stall parking lots

Can I watch

Granville Bridge chandelier

I wanna play the Zelda slingshot rupee game with this thing

Who the fuck is this guy???

I have already independently confirmed that at least five of the best people to run for Mayor of Vancouver won't do it because the job sucks but I am excited to see what happens

T-Rex: When I know nothing about a particular field, I think... T-Rex: "Wow I'm not an expert in THAT particular field, that's for darn sure!"

Dromiceiomimus: And then, after you learn a bunch more about that particular field, you become an expert? T-Rex: NO! Dromiceiomimus, that's NEVER HAPPENED to me! When I learn more about a field it just makes me understand all the OTHER things I don't know, and it never stops! I NEVER BECOME AN EXPERT!!

Utahraptor: Because there's always people who know more than you, right? T-Rex: Exactly! Always! Utahraptor: Well, you said it yourself: enough knowledge can make you AN expert, even if you're not THE expert. T-Rex: But an expert is the PEAK of knowledge, and that means ANY expert should give the same answers as any other expert!

T-Rex: And if they DON'T, then they are WRONG, and whoever knows more is the REAL expert! Off panel: FINE. There can only ever be ONE expert in ANY field of study, and you'll likely never be it. Happy? T-Rex: NO! Obviously not; why would you even SUGGEST that??

i'm so DISTRESSED at being NOT THE BEST / though my accidental rhymes still pass the TEST

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B.C. marks tenth anniversary of toxic-drug crisis as a public health emergency Experts review progress and lessons at roundtable discussion

Ten years ago today, fmr BC provincial health officer Perry Kendall declared a public health emergency in response to a surge in drug deaths

Since Jan 2016, close to 19k ppl have died from illicit drugs in BC – about the capacity of Vancouver’s Rogers Arena
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