Le dragoman erotique

At 3:46 in the song Crosseyed and Painless by Talking Heads the same spirit temporarily possesses David Byrne that would eventually possess Les Claypool and compel him to make Primus

elegiac

Blessed are you

I adore Lidl but the music they play in there can best be described as “secularized evangelical praise and worship music” and I am 90% sure it’s AI generated

No matter how good you remember National Treasure being, it is better.

Sorry folks i am currently standing on wisconsin ave staring at Walter reed and everything is normal

“no more monkeys jumping on the bed” isn’t even medical advice literally anyone could have told her that.

Secret shame of mine is that I love the minions movie

Truth nuke

By all accounts I should absolutely hate Dune. But I do not. I fucking love Dune.

Whenever I’m in El Salvador for too long I get home sick for black people

psychedelic mfs be like “here is what *I* learned during *MY* ego death *EXPERIENCE*”

Inside of you are two wolves

The answer is taking a dignified exit from the world stage, taking concrete steps to ensure this can never happen again, and turning inward for the next century or so

Not saying we should, just saying that’s usually how things pan out

Now I’ll only speak in hypotheticals and historical analysis but basically every time someone has said something like this we all just mutually agreed that we should kill them and then we did and everything was basically fine.

(It was 8:10pm)

Local dad (fascist) would not read Blue Hat, Green Hat (The OOPS Book) after 3 consecutive readings of Brown Bear Brown Bear and a Halloween themed search and find book

Really an inspired strategic move by Israel to commit a genocide and make themselves into even more of a pariah state globally *before* embarking on a multifront regional war

Hobbit trying to signal to the rest of the group that he’s in his skinny legend era:

“Ughhhh I only had an iced coffee and 2 dozen eggs and a wheel of cheese for breakfast today but I’m *so full*”

I bet it feels so good to yell at somebody in huttese

Justice served: Barney’s body has been flushed down the potty

“Liss-et-ee?”

Emotions so thick they feel like they’re sitting next to you

Perfect album

My favorite thing people do is say “it’s up to you” they actually mean “intuit my preferences, of which I may only be dimly aware now but they will absolutely be concrete after you have chosen— and also you better not choose wrong or else you’re In For It Buster”

Secret technique: Buddha Dance!

It is, as I type this, snowing outside

I love it when a truck is small or a car is big