Sat in some Crack heads piss on my way to work today...

So how's y'all doing today?

MY CHILD HATH COME HOME

I feel your pain homie...

I'm now ready to tackle the 30+ cms of snow tomorrow.

Yes, they are science class safety goggles

Yes, they immediately fogged up so I will be in HELL tomorrow

Yes, I do have giant fat lips, please be nice to me

Pokemon regionals are happening at my building today, and some bastard left their peas on my plants.

I'm simply unshuckwithable

car

I love being broke on Black Friday (:

At least I have my baby

Life is a fuck but I'm hanging in there the best I can

PM hardly posts on here that clicking into his account led to this double feature.

Minor spelling mistake. That's what I get for not posting in 6 months

They're hold an art exhibit at my convention center, so that means I get to see dumb shit like two inflatable sheep on an inflatable car.

one of the tags I jack off to on pixiv has someone submitting AI images of anime characters as nazis and even though I reported and blocked them they're still there.
I can't keep getting flashbanged by the third reich while I'm tryina slap up my tallywhacker.

Eww...

THE SPARKLING BABIES HAVE COME HOME

My dad went home from the hospital today. Doctors need to examine what they took out of him to see how bad it is and what the next steps are. My dad's in high spirits at least. I'm planning to go see him whenever I get time off.

I'd like to thank everyone for all the well wishes. I've talked with my brother the last few hours, and I've calmed down a bit. Things are still touch and go atm, but seriously, thank y'all.

Just got a call from my sister. My dad is in the hospital for emergency surgery cause of bladder cancer.

I am all kinds of fucked up right now

Literal first pack of the new set.

I am simply the goat

Come to me, my child

I can't believe they put me in the game

ALWAYS 👏 PICK 👏 THE 👏 BACKWARD 👏 PACKS 👏

This is why I always pick backward packs. They more often than not give me my craziest pulls.

When I get back, y'all better be ready for me to crack the fucking whip

It's crimbas

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

My first full art trainer, it's a good one!

what did TCG Pocket mean by this? 🤨

Shoutout to Cheese

🍌Upcoming Stream🍌

Today at 2pm Eastern, I'll be streaming a 102% run of Donkey Kong Country 2 and continuing this month's stream goal!

See you there @ kzxcellent.live

MUUUSSSTTTAAARRRRDDDD

The new Kendrick album is fire, I've had it on repeat since 5am.