imagine taking mushrooms and turning into a raging asshole.

"If you can't sit with yourself you can't sit with us!"

LOL

LFGGGGG

DRAIN EM

The amount of spinach I put in my smoothie could wipe out the entire population of 2-3 small farming villages in northeast Iowa

DAFURQ

👀

*pardner

a painting of three men in cowboy costumes standing in a field Alt: a painting of three men in cowboy costumes standing in a field

me and the bois rolling to Genie Bar

BROOOOO. Exactly

This hearing aid assist mode on these airpods should be illegal. It feels like spying.

I don’t know. I was drunk and pounded into the Apple Store at SFO yesterday and demanded new AirPods lol. Bought the middle tiered priced ones and they’re insane

Dude now they’re like super fucking hearing assist mode. WHAT THE FUCK. I can hear this entire convo from across the bar

I had FORGOTTEN about the sounds, used to fuck with this album hard on my video ipod 👌🏼🔥✊🏼

Dude mid-aughts sex fest pop punk power anthems. So good. So many bad decisions made with this album spinning lol

It’s fucking with me rn lol. I had them in at this outdoor bar after my tunes ended and left them in. Literally was like “this is nice. It’s so quiet in here.” Took them out and was like WHAT IT IS NOT QUIET IN HERE lol

Lmfao. The answer is NO. These baddies are in and the world is OFF

This is wild

I was not ready for the power of this noise cancelling technology in these AirPod 4’s 😳

Painted By Numbers

IYKYK! open.spotify.com/track/0vKt8M...

DIAP! DIAP! DIAP! DIAP!

While on your landline yapping away

This elder womyn popped into the brewery in Berkeley yesterday and ordered a burger “extra rare,” she said. “Extremely rare” she clarified. I looked at her, looked at bartender, looked at her. And then said “yeah cold and wet” as if I was ordering it. She looked at me and didn’t say anything. Fair.

teats, and whatnot.

I was crying at the end of this show 😭

See? This is not just me being hyperbolic!!