It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
do you guys see my vision
Being a complete fuck-up all my life really did prepare me for this historical moment.
Trying to write a polite letter to my neighbor about the noise but I’m too good a writer. “Sometimes it feels like I spend my entire life listening to you living yours.” Too much pathos.
according to the research, the ideal website would have no users whatsoever. users are bad and should be discouraged. it’s a tough pill to swallow, but this is simply what the data tells us
actually the fact that every piece of software now is an entire massive bloated web browser is great for my development environment (i am trying to get my computer to overheat so much it explodes and takes me with it)
We should remember part of humanity is also generating complete nonsense. I'd like to see AI wake up at 1am with a vision of a sitcom about Dracula who has two pomeranians, one liberal and one conservative, with a theme song that includes the lyric "it's a two cup teacup politics dust up."
had a dream that a raven had taken a liking to me and started following me around .. nobody who knows about omens or symbols tells me what that means
u really cronenberged his name
in my defense i am in fact prosopagnosic
lola bunny
laura palmer but like now that you’re thinking about it, she does kinda look like lola bunny. please back me up on this
just realized soemthing huge……… this is it. this changes everythingg
no, no, she was talking about the soft animal of someone else’s body i’m pretty sure. yeah so actually i do have to be good, and i do have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. like me specifically. she told me that
but also have you seen this guy
-> 😎
c’mon man he needs those sunglasses
“Connecting with a work of art is the most important thing about being alive to me” !!!!!!!!!!! wow yes this whole paragraph
me: here is the feature i just made
them: how did you do it so fast? did you use ai???
me: *did not use ai but also wants to keep my job* i used ai….. the normal amount
Here's the thing about Bluesky vs other platforms:
*10 to 15 hours of static white noise as your brain converts into liquid because the computer is evil and always has been*
Got it hot shot?!?
i am just a creature,…. i was not born to enter 6 digit code……..
when u make me do 2 factor auth…….. every tiem ….. it is a Wound upon my soul….. do not make me….. please i am jsut innocent little guy
hi sharks i’m here today seeking $47 million for a 2% stake in my invention “tater tots that kill you”
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
remember: you don’t have to work harder at your job to show that you’re better than ai
the smart play is to talk up ai as much as possible, do a buncha shit work that makes more work for other people, && spend more time playing minesweeper in the shitter
rock and roll baby let’s go
AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
(neither is bluesky)
it’s okay threads isn’t real. none of that stuff counts
Wrote something really short in preparation to hopefully start sharing more work. Please read Mouseflict.
alejandrokolleeny.substack.com/p/mouseflict
wow i can’t believe i was finally learning to see the beauty in small moments and to experience the present and the self without fear, right as society was collapsing in stupider ways than anyone had even considered previously. ahh well. next time, perhaps
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
✨✨daily affirmations✨✨
your hairdresser thinks that you’re funny.
she likes your little jokes and stories.
she thinks you have cool hobbies and a rich inner life.
she appreciates your chill attitude about your hair.
at no point did she think you were “”freaking out” or something