If you figure that out, let me know. 🫂

All I want for Christmas is for my husband and I to fly home for my grandfather's funeral.

I still keep the photo of the one you did for me on my phone, since the envelope was never delivered to me 😥

Mark my words: America will soon look back and long for the steady leadership and normalcy we had under President Joe Biden.

I have no doubt about it.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.

Morning.

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.