Well, it finally got something right!

This week is National Library Week! It’s a great time to visit your local library to get a library card or help a friend get a library card. The Albuquerque Bernalillo County Library has cake pans, ukuleles, museum passes, and seeds to plant in your own garden! abqlibrary.org.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

It's just common sense to do your own research like that.

Was it freezing? I woke up to 37° here. I wouldn't walk outside then either.

Most baggy eye stage of life so far!

Does anyone have a direct contact at Legal Aid in Cville who I could contact regarding churches and immigration “enforcement”?

Thx!

Webmd said it wasn't working because I had therapy cancer.

These are very good points. I'm taking notes.

But also, it can take WAY more than one appointment and STILL not work. So there's that.

Did you know that therapy takes more than one appointment? Just found out and i am LIVID

More likely cabbages.

I mean, it's not NOT your mom.

Cartilage.

So did I!

*bows, gingerly*

Thanks. I hate it.

A Rubik’s cube with straggly hair all over it

Pubic’s cube

Weaving through the crowd, I fire numerous warning shots into the air, stick the pistol back into my waistband, and shriek as it burns the fuck out of my dick.

My last, gasping, words, "Mathilda...May...worth...it."
*dies with huge smile*

Lifeforce (1985), dir. Tobe Hooper

Potentially!

I only knew two fellas in college that regularly played video games and today those guys don't even have JOBS! #LowAchievers

* both retired @ 51

Tech companies should make glasses that make you know less than before. Dumb glasses. Nobody wants to know more these days. The untapped market is in glasses that make you a happy idiot

And that's why your feet have such great rhythm.

I'm always super careful with my whispers, actually.

Starting to think I will never drive a stolen motorbike at high speed through a fish market, wildly gesturing and yelling "Get out of the way!" while being chased by dirty cops.

You find a battered duffel bag with $100,000 in it while walking through the park. There's no clue where it came from. Do you...and why?