I mean i was there for the free wine so like im aleady a bad actor

I have got to stop looking at people doing standup and thinking that i could do better.

Nice. Very nice...now where are the patchnotes

I'll make them

Due to the circumstances I did my first and probably only ever puppet related stand up act.

I have been deemed by very important people (my mum) that I am funny. \0/

Ok sure

Legendary urban foraging drop (not hacked , not dupped )

Train doodle . Got new phone with fancy pen

That's why I offer my homertime(TM) brand shameless advertising. For the low low price of

I will have either one marshmellow or two. The waiting means nothing to me.

Ah delè pokeman la steam

Thats so cool of you will shamelessly advertise game when ready

I have learnt 2 important things about myself this week. One that being immune to the concept of delayed rewards , not good

Two that I will masterfully slove 90% of a puzzle but then i will mix some very tiny but obvious detail that takes me 10 minutes to catch.

Need to get fit so I can have more energy for friend(s)

Oh you're so nice. Have another dopamine notification on blue sky dot com

Wow cool!

Also is such a risky play telling customers that they can call you slurs if you aren't ready for them in 10 minutes.

Guess what? 10k SUBSCRIBERS ON CURSED HALO 2! :D

258 up votes, over 100 community given steam awards and about 80 positive comments!

This is awesome!

Nice

Corps are already profiting off this idea with self serve checkouts and kiosks. I am going to jump over the counter

Only one working out front? Unlock the staff door. They're smart enough to make their own burger.

I think if any hospo or retail stuff is understaffed . Staff are legally allowed to say "You can do it" to customers.

Fantasy MMO making me frothing at the mouth from a 9% goods tax.

What flavour?

I am very behind on Christmas. Gonna travel back in time to make sure that Jesus fella is born on the 29th

Aka going amazing

I made a ham and cheese sandwich, I'm out of pills that make me focus and that is going to be an everyone problem.

Slept on the job?

MESS IN A WINE MUM WAY

Big fan of having a loving family, wonderful partner , job I love , nice place and still be an absolute mess.

How does he do it?