ok how do i get followers and shit over here? how do i find people to follow? how does this place work? here’s a few things about me:

•i hate the other site and think the owner should be strung up and beat with an aluminum bat in front of his weird old ghost mom
•i like to buy movies
•that’s it

don’t you ever do that to yourself again! not on my behalf, not ever!

anyways! hey guys! hope you’re all doing well! have a great weekend!

love to pop on here, say hi, drop a mild pro wrestling take & then bid you all adieu. that said, jacob fatu’s werewolf mask from wrestlemania was a valuepack of asscheeks. biggest show of the year/of his career, yet he was out there looking like he had a party city giftcard to burn.🙈 #wrestlesky 🤼

Why’s that? The storms?

I have such a deep-seated hatred for twitterxxx that it’s legitimately starting to lower my opinion of friends/mutuals that outright refuse to just migrate the fuck on over to bluesky. They spend so much time pissing & moaning about the state of that website while desperately clinging to its husk.

I wish I had the god damn energy, the emotional bandwidth to give to both places.

Hey, so like, is anyone actually active over here? I see the same 5 or 10 accounts on my home page every time I check in, which is once or twice a week at this point. I really thought this place was going to finally pop off, but it seems like it was a false alarm. Huge bummer tbh. I like it here!

God i would love it if twitter stayed down and forced all my stubborn, dickhead friends to finally make the migration over here.

Thanks @neon-rated.bsky.social & @himpath.bsky.social for the screening of The Monkey tonight, it was fun and we actually got to enjoy the film.

Sean Baker, you are 1 of 1. Those miserable, holier than thou film twitter losers can take their bullshit, fake outrage and their intimacy coordinator discourse and shove it up their collective asses. This man is everything good about movies. May he live forever. #SpiritAwards

Just gave one of the best speech’s I’ve ever heard, legendary.

Don’t get me wrong, there are some truly obnoxious, malicious AEW stans, and I avoid them like the plague. Still, it’s not even close. It’s not remotely close lmao. You’ve got THOUSANDS of WWE stans do full blown rape and sex trafficking apologia in order to defend a WRESTLING COMPANY. Evil shit. 🤼

Tbh the most exhausting thing about wrestling twitter is pretending like the tribalism is “just as bad on both sides.” No, it’s not. The online WWE fanbase is almost entirely made up of psychotic teenagers raised on stan culture & the most miserable, hateful 40yr old men in existence. #wrestlesky 🤼

-Timeless Toni is in my top 20 all time. I’ve rarely ever seen a wrestler this complete.
-What I said about Takeshita/Fletcher is applicable to Mariah, btw. Superstar.
-I know it’s all bad faith bullshit, but idk how you can see the fun Okada & Cope are having in AEW, and say they’re being wasted. 🤼

#AEWGrandSlam Takeaways:
-Harley doesn’t have a rocket strapped to her. Harley IS the rocket.
-Mercedes v Momo Best of 7 Series pls
-Seeing Kenny wrestle makes me emotional.
-Takeshita & Fletcher are as much the future of AEW as MJF.
-Hounds should be the guys to eventually dethrone Hurt Syndicate.🤼

I really wanted bluesky to work, but 90% of the people i follow just outright refuse to move over here lmao. They all hate Elon, but I guess not enough to like…download a different app? Honestly kinda pathetic and should be embarrassing, but shame doesn’t really exist as a concept anymore.

Adam Cole with Roddy and Kyle backstage every week #aew #aewdynamite 🤼

We’d have to be precise in our search, but all it would take is finding the right woman to date Elon. She’d have to be powerful, domineering, intelligent, & willing to lower herself for the cause, but if we play it correctly, I fully believe she could convince him to self immolate. The time is now.

Hell fucking yea

fedhead mfs wearing cody rhodes neck tattoo t shirts are not going to convince me that this shirt sucks. it’s actually awesome. #wrestlesky #aew 🤼

hey blue buddies

Of course your old bitch ass is over here haunting the premises

This feels like a wellness check! Hey! Do you need anything? Food? Water? An eighth? Gatorade? Pack of cigarettes? A warm and loving embrace from a friend who knows the sobering and harsh feeling of staring into the nothingness? Clean underwear and socks? Picture of a cat? Sopranos blu ray boxset?

Feels like this place had a huge bump like a month or two ago and then kinda died down again. Such a bummer because twitter obviously still sucks absolute shitty shit shit from a shit hose connected to an asshole spigot. Anybody still regularly active over here? Maybe it’s just me?

there should be one large bus that drives through every town and runs over annoying internet wrestling fans #wrestlesky 🤼

Somewhere, Juice Robinson is high on vicodin, nursing his injury, wondering why he can see his wife in color again. #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼

Realized I’ve been neglecting bluesky and haven’t posted my take on the UHC shooter, Luigi Mangione. Let me summarize: Hot guy, great name, magnetic smile, buff as shit, solid head of hair, inscrutable politics, decent aim, pretty funny. If we worked together, we’d carpool. Would bum him a cigarette

Hi guys

As an incredibly unhappy victim/policy holder of United Healthcare, I can’t say I don’t get it.