As a fuck cars kind of guy I find myself agreeing with Trump but definitely not for the same reason lol

So many competitive ridings. It's beautiful 🥹

Please clap 😭😭😭

Everyone in Bonnyville knows who he is and what he's about. He's the UCP riding president. I think he feels pretty welcome to stay.

My absolute favourite thing about Mitch Sylvestre is that his gun store, Sylvestre's Source for Sports, has a sign on the door saying "We do not discriminate based on race, sex, gender identity, or vaccine status". I choose to believe he's saying sex and gender are distinct lol

Also seems to be saying "We might try the second darkest path, though."

Fear not, we are absolutely not ever exploring the stars!

Has anyone asked a three-answer question to test how many of those "independence" supporters would actually support independence if becoming a US state is an option?

Gay remake would slap

Would anyone read it though? More dopamine to be had feeding at the Algorithm’s trough.

Makes me sic!

GOB Bluth from Arrested Development, lying on a hospital bed while wearing a hospital gown, saying "I've made a huge mistake."

*five minutes after arriving in Saskatchewan*

Obsessed that Saturday's protest in Ottawa is not "No kings, no crowns" but rather "No tyrants, no clowns." Legitimately the best job I've ever seen Americans do of recognizing they're in a foreign country

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Trump for sure saw those memes with his wife's and daughter's faces looking at Trudeau and hated him feverishly ever since

ChatGPT, what is the opposite of Georgism

Thanks it's awful

Please tell me it's WordPerfect

As if we Canadians would be allowed to vote.

This is a five-alarm fire. The only thing any of the Americans I know can say about all this is they're embarrassed of Trump. Not one of them will stand up for our sovereignty and right to self-determination; they do not believe in it.

The double standard here, it follows, is because Trump has no interest in annexing a neighbouring country populated by brown people.

Imagine how much better the world would be right now if United 93 hit a PayPal board meeting instead of that field.

The Ukrainians can do this shit under missile fire! And Z may dress down but his clothes FIT him for God’s sake!

A probably insane but firmly held belief of mine is that anyone who wants to beat fascism should try to have better style than the fascists. It’s stupid ground to cede.

I realize these are the absolute least of our problems right now but is this really the best space we have in the city for a press conference? It looks like a high school gym. And does the Finance Minister not keep a spare jacket at his office??

Well that’s depressing for TWO reasons

Really disheartening to learn that there are no good famous Jareds now. We had one that was decent! ONE!

At least they’re not “temporarily unavailable while we improve your washroom experience”

Newton goes hard

Don’t make me go Ukrainian grandmother on you. EAT! EAT!