the ruling class demands that officers of the state literally sweep up the human chaff that has fallen from the machines of capital

franz blueberry donuts are delicious

computerworld

Canucks: Linus Karlsson reflects on turning a strong Calder Cup run into an NHL career In a season full of disappointments and apathy starting to set in with the fan base, there have been few Vancouver Canucks who have actually taken their game to the next level.   Filip Hronek has established himself as a top defenceman since his long-time partner Quinn Hughes was traded. Drew O’Connor set a career-high…

Canucks: Linus Karlsson reflects on turning a strong Calder Cup run into an NHL career

why Petro-Canada was a good thing👇

supercruise is the new hypersonic

Ted Nugent is really slacking on the opportunity to create a rival organization to the NRA, calling it of course the National Union of Gun Enthusiasts

“my leg was here first”

“YES, AND STILL I PEE.
It appears we are at an impasse.”

Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day to those who celebrate!

build a personal little gallery page!

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

please please please baptize the child

anoint each and every datacenter

what other delicious things can be made from girders? 🤔🤔🤔

Could Ukrainian waterbots do mine clearing?

I had to look this up. It's TRUE. 😮 Before 1974, banks typically required a father's or husband's signature in order for a woman to open a credit card account. HOLEEEE SHIT. In my lifetime?!! The patriarchy really sucks. #ArtemisII

this is the reason

I have a silly number of Arena, a packet of them came in a collection I was given a long time ago

in a biologically stable standard sort of way 😇

Renata Fast sitting in the box on a 2 minute penalty for big hugs

GET TAE FUCK, NEW TENANT

I really hope they go outside in the daylight and realize how colossally fucking stupid they are, like whole foolish ass on display, when seeing there’s a flowerbox on the railing

and they were in scrubs so some kind of nurse, I’d like to know exactly where to avoid receiving treatment 😬🤦🏻‍♂️

a ground-level tenant in my building was just harassing my 80-y/o neighbour a sliver past midnight, knocking on the door and making allegations that he is urinating off of his balcony

the third floor tenant waters their hanging baskets & the shrubbery is one of those piss-scented bushes

idiot

AND HIS GOD WHO IS VERY CROSS

if you as a respected member of the team aren’t going to voice your operational concerns to your manager

why are your problems entering my ears

fuck you, little man

three bonks and a very long week awakens Templeton

absolute dingus shit