bathroom

if its the one with almonds that could work

eat a bowl of honey nut cheerios every day for 5 years

i just learned how to teleport btw

today is the 15th which means everyone i interact with at work will be asking me about a KPI dashboard that i would like to destroy

would you care to join me on a lunching expedition

updating my away status message to: got zapped by the beam that makes you really sleepy

that’s right

has anyone ever noticed that its called the Lance of Longinus spelled like “Long in us” and does that have any lore implications #evangelion

what do they hide in the sewers and pipes. why so secretive.

like genuinely how would that make anyone more productive? should i be concerned lmao

company that hired me to be fully remote offering to put me in a hotel for a full week near the office so that i am forced to work in person “for productivity.” what???

javascript. what a beautiful word

hey siri show me top 1000 songs featuring the lead vocalist screaming in fear and desperation

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Meadows YouTube video by Joe Walsh - Topic

joe fiddler walsh made a song called meadows btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP9M...

AYeooo bwumah lily why why beep beep bop buhboodle-oh woahhhh yah. (screaming) AAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!

the vibe coded allegedly decentralized social media site is down

what an astonishing app experience the team at bluesky has created. this is worth $100 million easily

bluesky is a powerful application

they call him big ed because of his giant horse cock

hey guys i'm the billion dollar company that stole the collective creative work of the world. PLEASE PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY STUFF THOUGH THAT'S ILLEGAL

or should i say leaked again

claude code leaked guys nobody download the source code okay haha promise

hello

nah man just use graze.social or blueskyfeedcreator.com or skyfeed.app

hosted with @neocities.org. everybody start making websites like crazy

check out my barren wasteland website it was so easy and fun to make on scrambled.page

owtmelk.com

multi threading is just really complicated and they only have hundreds of millions to spend on engineering salaries