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Posts by Alt Bureau of Land Management

Bottom shelf cheap shit, too.

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Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading

God if you're listening, Trump and his "religious" cult leaders will all be in one place at one time!

Would be a great time to for your famous lightning to strike repeatedly on this location!

Just sayin!!

Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/u...

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Ok Baghdad Barbie! Sure thing!

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True that!

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What he said!

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Trump has been in power for 2% of our nation's history but is responsible for 25% of our debt.

It's almost like he's bad at business.

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Very glad that one pilot has been rescued! There are not many places to try and hide given the landscape the photos show.

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@katiephang.bsky.social why would Trump nominate anyone? Blanche can remain acting for 210 days. He's Trump's lawyer and Trump
Paid him a shitload of money so he'll stay that way even as Acting Attorney General. Trump knows this guy will fall on his sword if need be! Oh and Trump can pardon him!

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@katiephang.bsky.social why would Trump nominate anyone? Blanche can remain acting for 210 days. He's Trump's lawyer and Trump
Paid him a shitload of money so he'll stay that way even as Acting Attorney General. Trump knows this guy will fall on his sword if need be! Oh and Trump can pardon him!

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This is what I saw giving a speech on TV last night.

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I'm not sure why the DOJ experts seem to only be focusing on a new nominee. Why would Trump nominate anyone? He's got Blanche as acting. I recall Trump paid Blanche major $'s as his personal attorney so he'll limit what he can talk about, even under oath. Why would Trump trust DOJ to a newbie?

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I'm good with that

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Doesn't actually seem to be that secret of a plan given Trump's mouth and the movement of more troops to the Mideast!

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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...

“After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and a pygmy jerboa, I’m pleased to announce that my experimental anticancer elixir is mere weeks away from completion,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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This is brilliant. Pass it on.

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If conservatives are being silenced, why don’t they ever shut the fuck up?

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Loser! Y'all get down to this White House and force this mofo out!

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As an attorney, I am filing my taxes, I’m just not paying them. I put $8200 in a high yielding savings account bc I refuse to pay for a war or for bldg concentration camps for my neighbors! Wording is so important. The penalties are higher for not filing your taxes as opposed to not paying them!

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And what are your thoughts about that?

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Amen!

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A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.

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Oh

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We know that's all bullshit about multiple countries helping him out!

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a man in an army uniform says all is well ALT: a man in an army uniform says all is well

Trump right now! What a loser!

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