If anything it’s ableist.

They stopped paying people so we started our own thing because we love making video game comedy.

Thanks, Tom ❤️

Johnny, Matt, Nick and their whole crew have been absolute delights to work with over several events and they just started a new endeavor that I'm absolutely following/supporting and you should too

These three were the last funny things left in the rotting stinking husk of the old Hard Drive
I suggest following @ggtribune.com
I might actually demand it

RFK Jr. Reveals He Was the Inspiration for NeverSoft Logo ggtribune.com/2026/04/15/r...

Heracross is what they boys at the world economic forum want us to eat

Pale Man Appointed New Head of ICE

Embarrassing! None of Nintendo’s Original Employees Work There Anymore ggtribune.com/2026/04/15/e...

Everyone at @ggtribune.com is wishing Braden aka clavicular a speedy recovery from the first of what I’m sure will be many overdoses.

Weird

But Why Tho? | Dialogue Wheel YouTube video by GG Tribune

For the inagural episode of Dialogue Wheel, we sat down with @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social of @butwhytho.net for the most awkward interview of her career

youtu.be/G9iEuQ-S9Xg?...

Embarrassing! None of Nintendo’s Original Employees Work There Anymore KYOTO, Japan — Outrage has swept the Internet following the revelation that every single person who worked for Nintendo during its inception in 1889 has since left the company for reasons unknown. …

My inaugural article for @ggtribune.com. I’ve got a lot of great stuff lined up (including two super-elaborate pieces scheduled for the summer) that I can’t wait for you to see!

Maybe the most evil screenshot I’ve ever taken. Very funny article by @bwishart.bsky.social

Funny? We started a serious news website. Is the truth funny to you, Marty?

That was a suggestion by the incredibly funny @washyourcrack.bsky.social

we strive to publish only the most believable fake scoops

Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server Washington — Over the weekend, Barron Trump inadvertently erased the Social Security records of over 350 million Americans to install a custom Minecraft server for personal use, sources in the admi…

My first piece for the @ggtribune.com!

Barron Trump Wipes Social Security Database to Install Minecraft Server

GG Tribune The Best Publication to Read on the Toilet

Who is dumb enough to start a video game comedy website in this economy? Look no further than me, @realmfresh.bsky.social, and @nickcoffman.com.

Introducing ggtribune.com!

From the Desk of Layoff Larry, CEO Today, we are excited to announce the launch of our video game satire publication, the GG Tribune! We heard everyone’s pleas that starting a website in 2026 was a terrible career move, and we said bet. We’re a group of comedy writers who got together because we wanted to build something of our own. Where we can be free to follow our creative instincts without the tether of people who don’t know what they’re doing or algorithms that only know how to spell SEO. All we want is to make some gaming-related comedy, the way we want to make it, and to provide other creatives a place to do so and get paid for it. That’s where you come in, reader of this post. The GG Tribune is owned by us, and unfortunately, video game satire doesn’t pay well, so the GG Tribune will be supported by readers (and viewers, we have a YouTube) like you. We’re not trying to make a profit, although it would be nice cause we hate our jobs, we just want to keep the lights on. We’ll pay out of pocket for everything as long as we can, but we urge you to check out our Patreon, subscribe to our YouTube and Twitch, even just sharing our content across social media (especially Reddit) helps. The industry is volatile, and the world is on fire, and we can’t do much about that, but we can at least make fun of all of the nonsense as the ship goes down.

🚨WE INTERUPT YOUR SCROLLING TO BRING YOU A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Introducing the GG Tribune! A brand new video game satire publication. If you need some video game-based comedy in your life, then consider checking us out and supporting us.

Site: ggtribune.com
Patreon: patreon.com/ggtribune

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Clavicular has been hospitalized after suspected overdose, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/c...)

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I know, it makes me more depressed 😭

Fuck this country

I admire your dedication 🫡 (and enjoy your podcast)

Put a trans girl on your couch!

do you type “Moreover, ICE must be destroyed” every time or do you have a macro? The world needs to know.

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this photo all day. It’s so much more obscene to me than the Trump as Jesus AI slop. Cause this is real. This woman has to be a burrito slave to pay her husband’s cancer treatments and she’s nothing but a prop to these demons.