Trumpty Dumpty!

This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10

Jeez, that drifter is gonna be absolutely knackered!

😂🤔🫣🥰

Dog, under blanket, cake brought out, head of brown dog popped out, I think she is onto me...

Dog, communicating with me by hard yet adorable stare, that she also, does indeed like cake. Which is an adorable shame, because she isn't getting any of it. No matter how adorably she looks at me🥰

Ahh, I see you have cake.

..

I, also like cake....

Snapped.

Why is trump being allowed to play reality level TV tantrums & dickabouts with world peace?

Perfect visual thank you.
Now setting my goals at a level of a handful of squished steamed spinach and my brain can just deal with it.

Bands?😂

Sleepy brown and white small dog, head tilted, paws forward on multiple cushions and covers warm and snuggle and not going anywhere.

Comfy dog on multiple blankets and cushions begrudging even the mildest suggestion of going out as they are far too snuggley and comfortable and therefore will not actually move and will definitely carry on sleeping

So yep, we aren't going for a walk yet. Small brown curled up dog, eyes closed paws curled up,ear flopped back, completely ignoring any instruction and continuing to sleep amongst all their lovely snuggly cushions.

What's that? Time for a walk? Oh, no, no, no, I'm quite comfortable thank you.😃😂🥰🐾

A brown dog with white patches may be upside down, may be the right way up, it's hard to tell, but sure the whole dog is there in some form.

A splodge of brown fur some white, there could be a dog amongst it, it's hard to tell, not even sure if it's the right way up, possibly ears, maybe a paw, really, they are there somewhere.

Just lifted the covers back as allegedly there is a dog under here somewhere. All the pieces are there, they just seem to be in the wrong order!😂🥰☺️

Galantine dinner last night, visited a lady who just returned from India, she left on a Thursday, 3 hours to get to & at the airport, a 9 hour flight, arrived & took an immediate 6 hour drive to the Taj Mahal, a lifelong dream of hers to see, it was shut, it's shut on a Friday.😬🫣😆

Might have watched too many Murder She Wrote episodes, someone just died and Jessica Fletcher said I can small almond on his breath and I shouted out "Cyanide!".
May need to get out more.

Go out make the Shhh sound as loud as you can, hope the dog understands Pavlovian conditioning & starts to quiet when he hears it, also breathe in for 3, hold for 3, breathe out for 3 resets the vagus nerve overriding a stress trigger may help. Other than that an alternative behaviour or sound camo.

I'm so out of the cultural loop when I saw The Eagles & Kendrick Lamar mentioned I thought it was because he'd invited The Eagles band to perform with him, so wtfdik, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave 🥰☺️ (English, old & chronicly non sporty in my poor defence).

All compost bags in B&Q are peat free this year 👏🏼 now we just need Government to finish the almost complete peat based compost ban to protect our peat lands. The whole industry and customers are calling for it!

Today's walk. Big tree trunk hot chocolate Thursday!

It also looks looks like a bunny so technically it is a duck bunny ha ha!

My Duck head teapot lid, I haven't enjoyed making the teapot at all but loved doing the duck head lid. Gave me a chance to move away from the slab construction & add a bit of creativity. It's still not finished & I really do hate it☺️. It's so structured & I need more of a creative chaotic process 🥰😂

I've seen one of these in bloom and it's is still utterly fascinating that an actual flower like this exists, it is magnificently awesome🥰🌱

Yes, good, thank you.
I'm not eating the other half....

...today😆

Long-tailed ducks in calm waters. Man walking dog in distance

”Calloos” (the Orkney name for Long-tailed ducks) on the Peedie Sea - by artist and printmaker, Lisa Hooper

More of this artist's very lovely prints, here: hoopoeprints.co.uk

#birds #ducks #art #wildlife

Star Trek Strange New Worlds scene. We're in engineering with Uhura and Hemmer. Hemmer is an Androian which means either very pasty white (Like Hemmer) or blue (like the other Andorians). He also has 2 antenna coming out of his head and some scarring loaf on his cheecks. There's a lot more awesome things about Hemmer but I'll stop there and say you should watch SNW. Here's he's looking a bit pained and talking while working on something. Closed caption reads, "I actually wanted to be a botanist. Love flora."

Alt in pic 1

How much Chocolate trifle is enough?

Asking for a friend*

That *friend is me, who just ate half** the chocolate trifle.

**Not the smal sized one, the big sized one,

I may sleep a while....

Close-up shot of the head of a greylag goose, from sideways behind. Bright sun reflections from the water glowing around its head.

Greylag Goose / Graugans 🪶 #birding #photography

📷 Fujifilm X-T4 | XF70-300mm

I don't think she is not mad anymore, or, I may just be under observation, I have no idea. Just hoping to follow the law so she doesn't get anything on me😂🐾😆🥰

But yes, I can see it does kinda look like it's a jacket upside down, but she is secure & it's not. I like that there's a clip & two D rings on this one, it feels extra secure if one of the parts fails, whereas her last harness was just one loop. Had that broke she'd have been off😅.

Nope. The D ring on the front is for the car seatbelt lead, the harness clips at her shoulder blades and two D rings attach to lead there. The body of the harness is against her chest correctly, & I know because it confused me so contrary to my normal behaviour I actually read the instructions😂🥰

Officer, that's a good looking officer, but don't let her hear you say it or she will arrest you, well, or just hard stare at you!🥰😆

Small brown conker shiny Dog, in new neon yellow harness staring me down and making me feel very guilty but I haven't even done anything officer woof! It wa'nt me I ain't done nuffink gov.

Got Dog a new harness now she is just staring at me like an angry police dog and I feel guilty!