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Posts by Oracle of Humboldt Park

Hedged…of course. A true loser

5 days ago 2 0 0 0

What happens if they don’t take their step up? Bedard is getting extended. Nazar got huge paper. Kyle just got extended even though he said three offseasons ago that it was time to take a step forward in the rebuild. There are no consequences in this organization.

5 days ago 4 0 1 0

Based on Danny’s quotes, I legitimately think people are showing him Hawks games from 2008-09 and telling him this is the current Hawks team.

6 days ago 6 0 1 0

You have my permission to put the Hawks in the box indefinitely after tonight.

6 days ago 13 0 2 0

My very good and personal friend

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

On one hand, I appreciate that MLB Big Inning never puts the white Sox game on. On the other, seeing twins and guardians highlights on split screen is Dante’s 10th level of hell.

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Think this entitles you to the Wine of the Month club at the mothership

1 week ago 5 0 0 0

Please cross him off any prospect lists. Anyone that chooses to go back for a third college season rarely amounts to anything beyond part-time contributor in the NHL.

1 week ago 3 0 2 0

And….hes concussed

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
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Did Kevin Bacon have to win a basketball game in order to get him to come to the US?

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Illini Corner. Never a doubt

3 weeks ago 12 0 0 0

And yet…

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Here comes the Paign (derogatory)

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

TAKE ME TO THE BALKANS, PLEASE

1 month ago 6 0 1 0
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Or this…

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

Don’t miss a rousing edition of America’s Favorite Segment

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2 of these 3 will be lucky to play 10 years in the NHL

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Will it be Americas Most Favorite favorite segment yet? Tune in to find out

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Come on, Bobbbbbbbay!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I am feeling much more relieved after unleashing my yellow pad on the masses (our 8 listeners).

1 month ago 3 1 1 0

Foloniño

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Hard to tell the difference if they had just kept Riley Stillman

1 month ago 3 0 1 0
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Imagine the confidence in his job security that Kyle Davidson must have to accept trade returns for a draft pick three seasons from now.

1 month ago 8 0 0 0

“We made a pact!!” Ok, Costanza.

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Me right before I’m about to do the stupidest thing imaginable

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Once again, i am right in my analysis

1 month ago 0 0 1 0
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Who Gets To Wave The Flag? Hockey gonna Hockey, as a great man (Jason Goff) used to say. For sports fans like me, it's a pretty interesting, or tiring, stretch over the next few months. Those of us that love, or at least claim...

I'm one of a select few who would attempt a serious piece under a picture of Hacksaw. This is why I'm going nowhere. Anyway, it's a pretty scrambled thinker on where I am with all of the Team USA stuff, and the Team USA stuff to come this summer.

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The real question…are the Canadian players more sad about losing the game or not having the chance to joke with the President via FaceTime?

1 month ago 6 1 1 0

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

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