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So You’re Tired of Swimming In Vomit A guide to switching from Twitter to BlueSky

So You’re Tired of Swimming In Vomit

A guide to switching from Twitter to BlueSky

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holy shit lmao

Feels like 387 is about par on that pitch....

Impossible not to read in Gregg Wallace’s voice, made me giggle. t.co/TLaMKledOx

An eye-popping piece of brilliant investigative journalism for your Sunday morning. 👀

Jesus Holdstock, the bat hit the pad BEFORE the spike, that was the front pad. Incompetent, WIndies being robbed by the third umpire. #WIvAUS

Genuinely think the third umpire should have gone to #specsavers. No way that was out and the one yesterday wasn’t #WIvAus

WHAT.A.DAY!!! Just ❤️ test cricket 😍 #EngvInd

Headingley day 5, high behind the bowler

Today’s view #EngvInd

Headingley day 2. View directly square of the wicket. It’s sunny.

Today’s view #EngvInd

Just can’t get my head around people needing to go the tip more than 30 times in a year.

Important clarification- I've had emails from constituents saying that I had legalised abortion up to birth (which isn't true)

The Ballad of Wallis Island is a gorgeous little instant classic. I laughed hard, I wept, I sighed — such a beautiful film. Go see it in cinemas, and support a charming UK indie

Saw it on Sunday and absolutely agree, just a thoroughly lovely film.

Would be fun to have a grumpy dismissed opener taking square leg for a spell….

Some innings that from Markram #WTCFinal

Markram late cutting like prime Ian Bell #SAvAUS

Just loving the test, come on Saffa’s!! Mighty Somerset to come later too #cricket

Very good thread

Rooooooooooooooooot. Absolute legend.

Oh yes

PSG going well here in the Super Cup semi final

Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter

Great clue 😂

Excellent win, great to see a couple of Tom’s finding some form.

Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔

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Oh fuck yes, I am all in #BigAnge #COYFS