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This is actual reality

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Norwegian forest cat running in slow motion #norwegianforestcat #bigcat #cat #catvideos
Norwegian forest cat running in slow motion #norwegianforestcat #bigcat #cat #catvideos YouTube video by Tigris the Norwegian Cat

My cat thinks he's this guy youtube.com/shorts/bRf4P... but a boi needs to dream

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Cold comfort, but I'll take it. I lived thru the wilderness years of TCU football, so I can pretty much endure it all now.

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Oh wow, you just gave me a flashback. #sadness

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the great thing about this is that Eagles fans were already insufferable

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Hi Congress, just want to give you a quick reminder of your required reading.

Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.

You ready?

It’s Article I of the Constitution.

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Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike, Anthony Hopkins to Lead Guy Ritchie’s Latest Aristocratic Adventure ‘Wife & Dog’ for Black Bear Guy Ritchie's next feature delves once again into the backstabbing world of the British aristocracy

Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike and Anthony Hopkins (yes, we know, we kNOW) to star in Guy Ritchie's next project 'Wife & Dog'

variety.com/2024/film/gl...

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(never even got any interest from the "other" swingers... son says maybe in Mexico they use the mango signal) 😭

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Just returned from vacation. Suddenly I'm being watched by hypervigilant cops convinced I'm a flight risk. They also feel I require food tasters and extra luggage inspections.

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that awkward moment when your son has to explain the meaning of the pineapple icon after you proudly emerge on vacation in this swimsuit

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three furry cat paws standing on a laptop keyboard

three furry cat paws standing on a laptop keyboard

How to explain to your boss why half the website just disappeared? (asking for a friend)

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