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Posts by Mister Torgue @ Kairos

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exchange 1:

lewishowes
01/31/26
Your audience doesn't want you to be perfect. They want you to be relatable.
dril
01/31/26
my audience wants me run over by cars

exchange 2:

mayorsoj
01/31/26
Don’t watch porn tonight.
Pray. Read your Bible. Protect your soul.
dril
01/31/26
I will never get 1 erection ever in my life . God will poison my disgusting penis into submission

Threads exchange 1: lewishowes 01/31/26 Your audience doesn't want you to be perfect. They want you to be relatable. dril 01/31/26 my audience wants me run over by cars exchange 2: mayorsoj 01/31/26 Don’t watch porn tonight. Pray. Read your Bible. Protect your soul. dril 01/31/26 I will never get 1 erection ever in my life . God will poison my disgusting penis into submission

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- ¿Bajo cuantas capas de dar tus datos a Israel estás?

+ Puede que 5 o quizá 6

- Eres un pequeño bebé, mira esto

1 hour ago 16 4 1 0

Y cuando el Mosso le pegue una paliza a un chaval árabe o negro qué hacemos.

1 hour ago 0 0 0 0

i condemn hasan piker for wanting to steal from the Louvre

the british museum is the designated leftist heist museum

8 hours ago 13 4 0 0

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content

Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

13 hours ago 1005 586 9 1

I'm literally making a PhD about this. The larger the scale and the lesser the violence, the more people are going to enjoy it, because why the fuck does a rich asshole have all of that money, and they don't.

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like, do I *actually* think we should go around stealing all the time? no

do I hoot and holler and post thomas crown gifs when someone pulls off a really good heist? well, yeah

13 hours ago 442 15 17 1

this is dumb bullshit to put in The Times but objectively speaking we absolutely do go wild for a good heist on the internet, everyone had a field day with the louvre thing for weeks

13 hours ago 1103 82 39 11

Se habla mal y se escribe mal y parte de la culpa radica en consumir acríticamente movidas gringas sin traducir o traducidas mal. Leed cosas en vuestra lengua materna escritas por personas que lleven ya un tiempo muertas, parece que no pero es fundamental.

20 hours ago 387 145 10 13
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Lo de que esa parte del Quijote es también Cervantes dándole un puñetazo en el hígado a todo el género bucólico/pastoril, también.

16 hours ago 1 0 0 0

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

19 hours ago 6133 2128 57 24
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

20 hours ago 9484 2787 64 45
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Pues bueno 😘

23 hours ago 17 12 0 0
Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

I'm so happy that this is actually coming out
youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?...

21 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Y hubo algunos argumentos que bueno, desde que vayamos a Japón a comprar la Shonen Jump, a decirle a un portugués que sin Japón ellos no serían nada y que dependen de ellos, a decir que si en LATAM se toman el abuso sexual más en serio que en Japón, ellos se toman más en serio la piratería.

22 hours ago 1 0 1 0

No sé si te enteraste de que gente de España y LATAM montaron servidores privados para poder jugar a NieR Reincarnation, y los japoneses se pusieron como una mona porque cómo te atreves a no respetar a la empresa mil millonaria.

22 hours ago 1 0 1 0

As of this past week, a sizeable chunk of japanese people on Twitter have been berating all of the spanish speaking side of the world over a squabble around copyright, using a non insignificant amount of race supremacists arguments.

That country is sleepwalking to their own destruction.

22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Damn are you telling me that a voter base of absolute idiots elected a stupid sychophant of a ridiculous ideology, because she looked nice in a couple tiktoks, and now they don't like her?

I don't know man, they should pay more attention this time.

22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

1 day ago 3230 1092 56 123
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Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist.

Embarassing.

1 day ago 7447 1899 226 664
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‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out An Ecuadorian fishing crew describe their ordeal as victims of Trump’s purported war on ‘narcoterrorists’

A group of Ecuadorian fishermen survived a US drone strike, were detained at gunpoint, phones wiped, ship blown up, disappeared to El Salvador, then released without charge. “They knew we were fishermen. Even the Salvadorian authorities said things had been handled very badly.”

1 day ago 1110 734 24 71

Mira, ya tienes algo en común con el toro que estabas matando, cabrón de mierda.

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Can't wait for people tunning up their Ford Mondeos so that they can outrun police and smuggle cigarettes to college age adults, ultimately creating a new era of stock car racing.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

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PP, Vox y Junts se alían para tramitar una ley que aceleraría los desahucios de vulnerables y tumbaría el tope al alquiler Las tres formaciones, junto a UPN, suman sus votos en el Congreso para tomar en consideración una iniciativa del PP para agilizar los desarrollos urbanísticos, pero que también recorta la protección a...

PP, Vox y Junts se alían para tramitar una ley que aceleraría los desahucios de vulnerables y tumbaría el tope al alquiler www.eldiario.es/1_c8d149

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¿Nestlé haciendo el mal? ¿Los mismos que desarrollaron jja estrategia de distribución gratuita de leche en polvo para bebés que asegurara que a las madres (pobres de solemnidad) se les cortaba su leche para obligarlas a comprar su producto so pena de la muerte del bebé? No puede ser.

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Killing Nazis Isn't Woke — The History and Politics of the Wolfenstein Trilogy
Killing Nazis Isn't Woke — The History and Politics of the Wolfenstein Trilogy YouTube video by Gadget On Gaming

So I'm crediting the Video I heard this from and god I'm going to start screaming this more

"if standing up to fascism makes you woke, THEN WAKE THE FUCK UP"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A9c...

1 day ago 32 14 0 3

Fuck Troy Baker you colleague selling two faced Booker DeWitt reheating bitch.

1 day ago 2 1 1 0

The thing about all this Mandelson stuff is that actually dealing with it would require basically disestablishing at least 3 major political parties, banning their members from politics, jailing a lot of people and shutting down at least 4 national newspapers. Don't really see that happening soon.

2 days ago 218 59 9 6
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Maybe we should do something about the rich assholes that believe they can reshape the world in their myopic, ridiculous image.

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