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*hears the music*

Current #FRUITRIOT ranking.

1 - Sour Mango (strawberry 🤤)
2 - Sour Grapes (berry and apple in particular)
3 - Crunchy Candy Grapes (coating has a weird mouthfeel, but still tasty)

I will be seeking out the Pineapple next. I have high hopes.

I have a fixation now. Thanks @sonicmega.bsky.social

I have my ticket.

Considering buying a second because I don't think I could wait 2 weeks to rewatch the #TADCfinale.

My ADHD needs something to think about when I disassociate.

#tadcthelastact #tadc #glitchproductions

Now these are different. They have a pleasant flavor and nice after taste, but the candy texture is not my favorite.

I think I prefer the sour. I crave the zing!
@sonicmega.bsky.social

The Great Mighty Poo

Easter Monday is like Boxing Day.
It's tradition where once the kids leave, the adults hunt the year's bunny for sport, skin it for its pelt, and store it in a box until next year for your uncle to wear.

That's my expression as I move through society.

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Actual fart footage.

Rowlf. 🤦

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Rolph.
Positive. Sensitive. Talented.
Best boy.

My gay coded streaming service is waiting at my front door...

Literally in my top 3. I love him.

I miss him.

Beyond excited for the next episode and beyond! I love this gross little family!

Strawberry 🍓

The Gaslight District is so fucking cool.

Changed it up from the grapes.
@sonicmega.bsky.social said this changed his opinion on grapes.
I have a core memory that put me off mangos since I was a kid.

These are delicious.

Keeping my cool in a client's house, acting like I just didn't find a huge roach that was in my sock all morning...

I'd consume that.

DESERVED! You guys made a BOP!!!

I love me a bilingual dog.

It's such an ear worm!

Frozen fruit aisle

Pickled ginger is a little flavor neutralizer. That way the different flavors of fish don't overlap with or overpower each other.

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"You good?"

"I'm grape."

Noted voice actor @sonicmega.bsky.social is partly responsible for my tongue being eroded away. So sour. So worth it.

green apple got me tweakin. 🤤

It's a sour sensation sweeping through my senses. I was cleaning a beach condo and took a break on the shore. Stellar weather. Stellar snack.

@sonicmega.bsky.social's aura following me into the frozen fruit section in walmart:

The "wait" broke my heart. 😭