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Mark Wahlberg, Paul Walter Hauser talk swallowing condoms for absurd 'Balls Up' scene: "Mark said he had a lot of experience" Wahlberg and Hauser had dick jokes at the ready in an interview with Decider for their Amazon comedy.

Mark Wahlberg, Paul Walter Hauser talk swallowing condoms for absurd 'Balls Up' scene: "Mark said he had a lot of experience"

'#SKYKING' Director Patricia E. Gillespie on the life and death of Beebo Russell, the ground crew agent who stole a commercial jet "This was a story where a man's suicide unfortunately had been glamorized, politicized, and sensationalized," the documentary director told Decider.

'#SKYKING' Director Patricia E. Gillespie on the life and death of Beebo Russell, the ground crew agent who stole a commercial jet

Roy Wood Jr. tried to trick Keanu Reeves Into saying the N-Word on 'Outcome' set: "He's impervious!" "He would've said it, the different ways I was leaning on him," Wood told Decider with a laugh.

Roy Wood Jr. tried to trick Keanu Reeves Into saying the N-Word on 'Outcome' set: "He's impervious!"

Yes, that's really Daniel Radcliffe as the voice of Lysander the Butterfly in 'Pizza Movie' "That was him doing his court-ordered charity work, being in this movie," joked 'Pizza Movie' writer-director Nick Kocher.

Yes, that's really Daniel Radcliffe as the voice of Lysander the Butterfly in 'Pizza Movie'

'Pizza Movie' directors Brian McElhaney, Nick Kocher say 'Stranger Things' star Gaten Matarazzo auditioned for both leads: "He did both so amazingly" "You shouldn't be able to play both those characters, and yet he could," McElhaney told Decider.

'Pizza Movie' directors Brian McElhaney, Nick Kocher say 'Stranger Things' star Gaten Matarazzo auditioned for both leads: "He did both so amazingly"

"Writers must accept artificial intelligence" fuck off and I don't have to do shit

The Coldest Cold Email: Oracle’s 30,000-Person Layoff Is a Preview of What’s to Come A 6 a.m. message signed “Oracle Leadership” just ended tens of thousands of careers. Here’s what it means — and what to do if you’re next.

I remember when it was a scandal that a company laid people off over Zoom. Now that seems warm and fuzzy compared to the norm today.

Oracle laid off 30K people with a 6AM email with a link to click and accept terms if they wanted severance.

This is something tech people don't grasp about nonfiction writing: the process of deep research, of deciding which little details are interesting or which obscure anecdotes have historical value, is all part of the creative work of writing. It's not grunt work. It can't just be automated.

hey big dog it's me your old friend mattie :) are you going to do or even say something about the youth trans care situation at nyu and sinai. thanks in advance

Olaf Has Fallen Disneyland Paris’s scary, lifelike, ‘self-walking’ robotic Olaf died in front of frightened children on March 30.

Disneyland Paris’s scary, lifelike, ‘self-walking’ robotic Olaf died in front of frightened children on March 30.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We're fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

And you, entertainment outlet, can do it, too!!

i watched the trailer and literally the costuming and sets and lines seem ripped from the first film, but worse. so, no curiosity on my end, personally! if you weren't into other iterations of the series, this really seems like more of the exact same to me

for editors, that post got good traffic! confront jkr's transphobia = good for business, as well as the right thing to do.

Keira Knightley was "not aware" of 'Harry Potter' boycott when she joined audiobook cast for JK Rowling series: "I'm very sorry" Keira Knightley will voice Professor Umbridge in the new Potter audibooks.

I do adhere to my own rules, btw! So I get that it's hard. I was scared to do this, but I did, and if I can do it, so can you: decider.com/2025/10/11/k...

if you have to watch it / cover for your job, my condolences. but also, journalists have a responsibility to confront jkr's ongoing, rampant transphobia at literally every turn. ask every person involved about it. link it in every article. dont let them sweep this under the rug.

so they really just did a shot for shot remake of the movies and made it look cheaper. truly baffles me that anyone would sell out trans folks to watch that shit.

Anyway, even if the author wasn’t a massive fucking bigot, even if I were not 38 years old and still enchanted by the story, I would be like, “Give it a rest already.” It’s exhausting.

Yes! JK Rowling is more like Elon Musk than R Kelly. He can't hurt children anymore, but Rowling is actively using her wealth to harm trans people. There are, right now, hate crimes, murders, suicides, and state persecution happening because she can use Harry Potter money to make them happen.

honestly thank god I am not gods strongest soldier…. I do NOT want the hardest battles

no i dont want adrien in on the joke. we're laughing at you, not with you.

Gotta hand it to the Academy Awards for sullying that great moment by cutting off one of the most anticipated Oscar winners of the night.

They keep saying they need more popular films to get nominated and then they don’t let the people winning for KPOP DEMON HUNTERS finish speaking.

And here is our groundbreaking, record-setting Oscar winner, who has been executed by firing squad for trying to speak

"No to war... and free Palestine"
Javier Bardem

javier bardem only man in hollywood with a backbone. much love and respect.

JAVIER BARDEM NO TO WAR FREE PALESTINE YES BABYYYYY

Javier Bardem a real one

Javier Barden just walked onstage and said "No to war, and free Palestine." No messing about. #Oscars

here’s what I love: when a beautiful man walks out onto stage and says free palestine