Pls fam I didn’t ask for this 😭

Tiny TV at a Courtyard hotel with the Spurs game on.

Liminal space ass hotel TV

It’s been so long since I’ve cared about a sport in April that I’m certain this Spurs game is going to put me in the hospital. My body is not prepared.

AND IN AN NBA FIRST, VICTOR WEMBANYAMA HAS DUNKED FROM THE 3-POINT LINE! PANDEMONIUM! THE ROOF IS GOING TO COME OFF THIS PLACE!

Tim Duncan:

✨ GSG ✨

Just logging on to see if A&M is good at baseball so I can gauge my level of emotional investment this season

Good god

Really hate this turning into the ref show on both ends

Cyclops bat, aka a Keese, from the Legend of Zelda video games

Every time I see your name, I think of the cyclops bats from the Zelda games and I think that’s pretty badass

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Iowa - Nebraska was written in the stars

I manifested this

There’s always plenty of time left on the clock

IOWA

Arrest Bill Self

We’ve gotten a taste of chaotic evil, rooting tonight for chaotic good

Oh my god Vanderbilt

Damn that was almost legendary

That got out of hand, as expected

Felt heavy today, so I picked up a paint brush for the first time in 15 years (?) while watching hoops. Probably just need a therapist or the world to not literally be on fire though.

2016 Texas A&M 12 point comeback to force an OT, but that took 44 seconds, not 15

HOLY SHIT

what are you going to do with Victor Wembanyama

Don’t tell anyone but I was actually going to watch Taylor Frankie Paul’s Bachelorette season.

Bad day to be a Mormon, wife or otherwise.

So glad he buzzed off

Gig em 👍

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A girl after my own heart ❤️

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I ain’t cryin, that’s West Texas in my eye.

Canoers on the Rio Grande in a canyon in Big Bend

Girl in a hat and sunglasses. It’s her birthday

Selfie of a girl and a bearded man in a canoe on the Rio Grande

Two idiots looking over the camera to take a photo. A man is at the top of the frame and a woman at the bottom

It’s been a damn good birthday.