General Nuisance 🫡

I read that as ‘pirate cat’ and I said yes yes it does

The average price for a studio apt in San Jose is over $2000 a month 😬

You know you can deduct $1 for every trip on the helicopter shelf

What a darling trio 🤩

On public transit and forgot I had sound turned on my headphones, very disappointed there’s not a baby goat in my train car 😭

Ah thanks I hardly ever use DD but still had the app, deleted

That plus all the stimulants, he’s an addict

Wholly agree and those jackasses are very loud which is why it can seem like there are a lot more of them than there really are. Still too many.

Big if true statement right there

Muy urgente 😭

Without my glasses I thought it was Jeffrey Epstein

No but I do have the other half of your moustache

Two large ginger cats sleeping one on top of the other on a green chair outside

Happy #caturday, my dad’s cats desperately waiting for him to come home from the hospital after major surgery, soon guys soon 🥺 also note these cats are both giant ginger beasts #catsofbluesky

Legally, how can you say it’s within the law to uphold a pardon for someone before they’ve been indicted for a crime? That’s insane.

It really is improving my mood today

All those mad kings of the past really weren’t exaggerated were they

MELANIA YOU LYING SHIT WE HAVE RECEIPTS

It is astonishing, of all the possible choices for someone to be the face of his technofascist wet dream, he picked Vance, yikes 😬

Including college, which was basically free ‘back then’

Right?! The use cases that are being prized and prioritized are just another for profit only tool, which is not at all surprising given the techbros developing this nightmare.

But how will they afford the all of the Bay Area houses I see purchased for 10’s of millions of dollars? Oh right, they will STILL be able to even after the tax

Cow cat yawning big on a white blanket

MORNING

This was a good scroll

‘I committed crimes at my job but I no longer work there’ is not a defense 🙄

I know what you mean

mad world.

Not if you think about it literally, the POTUS (aka Miller in this case) posting this makes for a very very mad . I know that’s not what they were going for.

Morning Dove: 10/10, Shoebill: -10,000/10