my fishing mini game post getting a fave from the amount 'Is There a Fishing Minigame?'

I should log off for good I'm never topping this

So??? What does she bake???

Flower pls ♥️♥️♥️

Crawling out of your static filled tv on my hands and knees with wet stringy hair to ask if you’re mad at me

like to the point where it makes me not want to go to a rally for a cause I really believe in. It sucks! You guys can do better!

Ooh, trading spaces!

Hate the AI

The booke of love ys long & boringe
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.

("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)

M and I really like Click Clack Symphony.
M: “who is singing this song?”
Me: “oh, Raye! Not me. An artist with my same name.”
M, reassuringly: “you’re a great artist too, Mom!!”

Raye knew what she was about when she wrote Click Clack Symphony

I need a pep talk, I need a hug, I need a dance floor

where the hell's MY stretcher team for when I emotionally fall over, shatter into thirty pieces, and convulse violently bsky.app/profile/cpax...

Screenshot of an article from the Philadelphia Inquirer reading “When Nicole and Taylor Gerlinger gutted their 4,000-square-foot carriage house in 2024, they needed to maximize space.”

ah yes, those notoriously small 4,000 square foot houses, wherever shall they find room for everything

AND SOMEONE OUGHT TO

guys, this is how you lose the time war

My choir is doing the Cody Fry version!

She also wants to be a “constructioner”

M: “when I’m a grownup, can I use science?”

This and clean sheets every day

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

This is by me, it's about my favorite part of working at my old job at the bookstore and about memory and about I'm very proud of it and I hope you like it ok thanks

Dishwasher leaked. There are many questions about this:

Who started the dishwasher? (It wasn’t Craig or me before bed, as it was not full)
When?
Why?
Is it just clogged, or is something more sinister happening?
Can YouTube help us here?

She has long hair with blue in the back and she plays the electric guitar.

BOO! IS! FIFTEEN!!!

GUESS! WHO’S! FIFTEEN!

Car selfie of Rae, hair redder and shorter than it used to be

Rae immediately post-salon, hair curled and bangs done

Pleased to announce I got a haircut

Craig (allegedly) bought me a hat and some gluten-free oil and vinegar salad dressing. I’m dropping it on Maggie the dog’s head. She’s fine.

Updating my Raelodex

keep spilling salad dressing on my shirt

Screenshot of Mark Carney’s FB post about the Artemis crew returning. The meta AI bullshit “question” underneath is “Why did the Artemis II crew return?”

Ain’t that the question

few slogans make me more viscerally angry than scotiabank's "you're richer than you think" no I'm not, you fuckers, I'll fight you