This is the first time I've not been completely alone for a surgery. Woke up to the LOML and flowers, and every day there's been help; to the bathroom, to exercise, to brace me when I puke...
He's fed me and burped me and lifted the heavies... God, what did I do to deserve such a love? ❤️
I love this man. Need to wife him.
Here we go again 🙄
Ever had the sort of day when you just want to curl up in a ball and cry?
Yeah? Come curl up beside me.
Finally available in my region and 🤯😭
Tommy Shelby, the man that you are!!!
Too many people are too fucking comfortable watching women's uteruses. Granted i haven't been trying for a kid, but only i know my health and if it's even worth trying. I don't need nosy family shoving my lack of children down my throat.
Great Aunt calls. Demands a grandchild from me this year. We love a uterus watcher, don't we? Later, she will wonder why she's blocked and doesn't receive visits or updates.
Completely forgot about them casting a black man as Brooke. Where's that facepalm emoji?
Maybe, just maybe, during this long ass recovery, I'll actually finish my TBR pile and clear my Watchlist. Not the 40 episode Cdramas though. Not getting tricked into opening a single one 😂
Omg omg omg omg omg omg
Thunder clap just shook entire building. Guess the rainy season has begun. Thanks global warming
Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare indeed!
Happy Independence Day, Ghana. Now to work on true Independence and justice and peace for all.
Great. Now watch fuel prices go insane
What a time to be a retired dictator
Madness. This is all madness 😠
You're too kind 🤗
Gave my sister sulphur cosmos seedlings last year. They have bloomed nicely and self seeded in her garden bed. Now I have an extra source of seeds 😊
If I ever get the chance to visit with you, kindly lock up your snack cupboards 😊. You always have the good stuff 😂
"Thou shall not kill"
How can one be pro life and also call for blood?
Mr has not seen The Poseidon Adventure. Sounds like a movie night is in order.
So graceful ❤️
My next target is the mother of 2 who says she's never had an orgasm. Only knows missionary. Completely shocked when I suggested she take charge and try cowgirl. Compromised and decided on spoon. I'm waiting for the thank you call and my award for improving the sex lives of African women.
Recommended a tea to someone who complained about a dull sex life. Main complaint was low libido and dryness. Gave them samples to try out. Today they followed me to the store and bought boxes of the stuff.
Maybe sex therapist should be my next adventure?
Brendan Fraser.
What a class act ❤️
Heard that woman speak once and wondered how on earth she ever passed law school. Fucking banshee
Madness. How do we learn and unlearn if we do not look to the past? How do we measure our success or failures in meeting the prophecies of our predecessors? Or find inspiration? Or secret puzzles? Or witty insults wrapped in polite verse?
Slim Shady could recite my life right now
Be happy and encouraging when you see others doing well, life is hard enough without all the compare and despair we have become accustomed too.