Texas can require public schools to display Ten Commandments in classrooms, US appeals court rules A U.S. appeals court says Texas can require the Ten Commandments to be displayed in public school classrooms.

The Federal 5th Circuit Court of Appeals makes the Dark Ages look so bright that you need sunglasses.

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Defamation of character? More like definition of character. Amirite?

I knew I could count on you, Brian. ♥️

A tiny fuzzy microphone that looks like a dust bunny.

If I have a terminal illness, a foreseeable death, unbearable suffering, unrelieved by any acceptable treatment I hope people who care about me would choose to terminate my life. The same if they see me recording an online video with one of those teeny little fuzzy microphones held up to my chin.

It's so cool how correlation equals causation

Used to be if someone was reading a book on the subway, I could walk by and subtly check to see if it was one of my books (yes, I know it was incredibly unlikely, I'm not delusional), but now that everyone reads books on ereaders, or on apps on their phones, I have to go up to each of them and ask.

*i just won a gunfight*

Gunfight referee: please slice the celebratory cake with your knife

Me: actually I was told specifically to not bring a knife

GR: whoever is telling people that needs to stop, everyone should bring BOTH a gun and a knife, we can’t just keep loaning out knives!

Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

It's like it's TACO Tuesday every week!

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to make my safe word Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.

Animal deaths at planned Sloth World on I-Drive come under scrutiny Sloth World, a new attraction on Orlando’s I-Drive that was announced last year, imported dozens of the South American mammals, several of which are now dead.

Animal deaths at planned #Florida attraction "Slothworld" under official scrutiny www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/04/21/s... via @orlandosentinel.com

I asked my nephew why he wanted to be a Mime and he just stood there with a puzzled look on his face.

4 of 5 Republicans who subpoenaed Bondi are now backing away from contempt. Rep. Stansbury says approximately 30 pages of Epstein files containing witness claims about Trump are still missing. Bondi also directed US attorneys to lie to courts in hundreds of cases. The bipartisan moment fractured.

Noem fired. Bondi fired for Epstein mismanagement. Chavez-DeRemer alleged affair with subordinate, drinking on the job, husband banned from Labor Department headquarters after two women accused him of sexual assault, staff sent personal messages to young female employees. Happy spring!

Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned today alleged affair with subordinate, drinking on the job, husband banned from Labor Department headquarters after two women accused him of sexual assault. The Labor Department. The one that enforces workplace harassment law. Cocktails anyone?

Trump and his sons have enriched themselves by over 4 Billion dollars since he came into office

This is by FAR the most corrupt administration ever

It’s all just right out in the open and anyone who isn’t disgusted just thinks they too have dirty free money coming their way

A reminder:

If my car stays off for too long the radio resets to a far right-wing Christian AM station that I would never voluntarily listen to. But that's the besides the point. Y'all are heathens and will burn in the fires of Hell if you don't repent.

Peace, but only during trading hours

Federal agents detain wife of another US army member: ‘ICE is out of control’ Jose Serrano, a sergeant, said Deisy Rivera Ortega, his wife, was arrested at an immigration appointment

Let's drop the pretense that the Trump administration is just going after hardened criminals.

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i had a friend who smoked pot and she married a man who wears tevas so no thank you

Side note.

You are all beautiful ❤️🌯

I was going to mention Werther's instead of butterscotch pudding. It was a very close call.

If cats could text you, they wouldn't.

ICE went on a hiring spree. Sterling credentials were not required, AP investigation finds Some new U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers started working before passing background checks and had problems in their past.

No surprise that ICE prioritized rapid hiring & expedited training to execute Trump’s mass deportation agenda — with a $50k signing bonus.

The outcome? Watered-down background checks & a selection of underqualified agents, including officers with misconduct histories in prior law enforcement roles.

If you missed last night's @lastweektonight.com segment on prediction markets (or don't have an HBOPLUSMAX sub), it's here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN4n...

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” - Mark Twain

A dog licking its lips with an empty McDonald's fries container.

Unfortunately my dog beat us to them.

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