She’s perfect.

Elon looking for tropical seeds and a blender.

Happy Black Monday to those who celebrate.

Also - this is a little early in the morning for Slurry McRedface to be drinking….

One of my favorites and I watch it every year but the accents are VIOLENCE.

Put the State of the Union on Hulu.

My mother would be all "oh, finally on your third Oscar win you remember your mother's birthday...."

Rape whistles.

When you realize that JD Vance probably had intercourse with this couch…..

To all the people who voted for this porcine, dickless toddler the problem is no longer what’s broken in him, it’s what’s broken in YOU.

How is TikTok more of a risk than Twitter?

Another strong get for the Shawshank Administration.

The more you listen to Def Leppard the more you realize that their dummy lyrics eventually just became the final lyrics.

Getting ready to enjoy David Lean’s masterwork Lawrence of Arabia the way the director intended - on a 5 inch by 7 inch screen on the back of an airplane seat headrest.

Looking forward to Secretary of Agriculture Buttafuoco.

Goodbye Crazy X Girlfriend.

A lot of tough decisions ahead

I'm generally sad about "America" but feel lucky that I live in the United States of New York/New Jersey.

Functions like old Twitter.

Bonus: No bots. No racists.

Twitter without the racists?

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