If you see this post a concert photo you took.

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

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The Strokes lead singer Julian Casablancas says "American Zionists get the benefits of white privileged people but talk like they're Black people during slavery."

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"Music from Doug" by Dan Sawyer and Fred Newman album cover art featuring Porkchop dancing with his walkman on and Doug Funnie waving

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This is on the Internet Archive!

"but did you consider...." yes i made this one too don't worry.

I just revived my old iPod! Just had to replace the battery, and there's a few other things I need to troubleshoot. But still alive!

Good god, if you are in the House of Representatives (or aspiring to be) do not talk about the 25th Amendment, talk about impeachment, the THING YOU DO.

finally, runescape gets some real culture

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Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

Not the kind of graph you want to see!

you know a campaign slogan against ICE is effective when we have to take off buttons with it in order to enter the whipple building

which is what i did to my bag tonight ahead of observing immigration court tomorrow

Co-sign.

YES!!!!!!!! It's my favorite restaurant. There's literally not a single bad thing on their menu.

A line chart showing monthly ICE arrests in Minnesota since January 2025 broken down by those with a criminal conviction, pending charges and no criminal record. There is a huge spike of arrests starting in November 2025, peaking in January 2026, and the vast majority have no criminal record.

This is quite a chart

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The mascot does have the appropriately somber expression but what a choice that was

An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below: 1. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. 2. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation … 3. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people. 4. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners … 5. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice … 6. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices … 7. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. 8. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. 9. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. 10. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: 11. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: 12. For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit … 13. For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: 14. For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 15. For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury: 16. For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: 17. For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: 18. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. 19. He has … destroyed the lives of our people. 20. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.

Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.

#NoKings

What these logs also seem to detail is that police had access to the camera network around the city, and could *very easily* follow ICE/Fed activity. And instead of using that information to protect residents of the city, they used it to ... monitor those protesting ICE.

Fuck the MPD, forever.

a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud . ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .

False

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

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