Hell yeah!! Congrats!

Can't believe it takes the aliens a whole 40 minutes to swap the astronauts out with lizard people. Figured such an advanced civilization could do it faster

dang that’s pissin tired

hi still so full :(, im skalnik

A little girl watching the Area 51 gravatron ride in motion at a carnival

can’t believe i’m getting subskeeted rk

King Kong being carried in the sky by several yellow balloons, being guided by 3 helicopters.

Imagine getting turnt on some moonshine and then waking up like this, and just getting dopped into work. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962) is some shit.

a scantron test form and a pencil

it's been a minute since I've scantron'd

😭 i didn’t make the cut

this or: a car alarm going off means the car must be stolen. if ur shit is going off and ain’t no one breaking in, guess it’s my job to go smash some windows

One time I spent hours making a broth, then as I went to strain the solids out, I forgot to put a vessel down and poured it all down the sink, leaving me with a strainer full of tasteless solid trash and no broth 😭

What'd I miss?

episode 087

HELLO ICE! TOTAL CHUMPS • LONELY NAZIS • YOUR SICK JOB MAKES YOU TRASH ICE: WHO HURT YOU? NGA IS KIDNAPPING LA PEOPLE EASIER build a fence MIGRA around yrself & mind THAN THERAPY? yr own business! TEXT: #FOAD BAY AREA HATES U • FOR FUHRER ASSISTANCE: DIAL 1-773-EAT-CACA DOES THE VOID INSIDE YOU HURT LESS WHEN YOU BUSY YRSELF WITH RUINING OTHER PEOPLE? Try imagining if you spent your time planting trees, connecting communities, caring for sick people, protecting those you terrorize, anything to improve people's live rather than destroying them. INFORMACIÓN: Si observa la aplicación de la ley por parte del ICE en su vecindario, llame al Alameda County Immigration Legal Education Partnership (ACILEP): 510-241-4011 or San Francisco Rapid Response Network: 415-200-1548 CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS: https://www.acilep.org/services https://sfilen.org/(

Hello ICE - Bay Area hates U

nice eggtraterrestrial

Hockey seems like one of the sports where they should all have full face shields, but then how would they kiss?

Misty has been one of my favorite coworkers ever. Incredible addition to any team

Hell yeah, this is huge. Nice work

The worst part of the Olympic coverage has got to be this awful Svedka ad

2cute

pigs in a blanket? more like cops in a coffin

Seems good! I’d chip in a few bucks to keep it running

Cat massage : a whiskers-to-tail guide to your cat's ultimate petting pleasure : Ballner, Maryjean : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive xi, 128 pages : 23 cm

Ah the advanced Thenar Bucca Roll technique. archive.org/details/catm...

I have a similar one, but the markings started to wear off. Where'd you score these? They look perfect!

Just 1, don't worry about it

We can burn together and return in 2 weeks <3