final final FINAL final final ultimatum (copy).doc

a sailing yacht on the open ocean at sunset

Bluesky informing me I cannot use DMs in this region, due to its laws.

@bsky.app I am in international fucking waters, what is this nonsense?

Almost missed a work flight with a colleague because we "had time for a quick pint" 😆

https://www.theonion.info/

Quantum Computers Are Not a Threat to 128-bit Symmetric Keys There is no need to update symmetric key sizes as part of the post-quantum transition, due to the details of how Grover's algorithm scales. Most authorities agree.

There are no technical or compliance reasons to double the size of symmetric keys in response to the threat of quantum computers.

This common misunderstanding of Grover's algorithm risks wasting limited resources that should go towards deploying actually urgent post-quantum algorithms.

I wish I could like this twice

Refinements to 2026 F1 rules agreed by all stakeholders A number of refinements to the 2026 F1 regulations were agreed during an online meeting between F1 governing body the FIA, Team Principals, CEOs of Power Unit Manufacturers and FOM on Monday.

Tweaks to the 2026 F1 regulations have been agreed by all stakeholders following an FIA meeting, and will be implemented from the next round in Miami

Details here 👇

#F1

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

Gary Larson, predicting the future in 1987.

Amanda Holden bed linen collection

#blessed

The many shades of Mercedes 🩵

#F1 #MercedesAMG

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

Did a couple of Xbox to XBMC conversions.

Bricked 3 in the process 🤣

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Is this a "curtains for zoosha" moment? 🤣

Tyler Buchanan, a Scottish Scattered Spider hacker has pleaded guilty to conspiring to hack the computers of at least a dozen companies and to steal $8m crypto from individuals. I wrote about his arrest in my book. Looks like we have our 2nd SS conviction now...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

GitHub - mandiant/gopacket: Gopacket is a clean implementation of Impacket, a library intended for working with network protocols. Gopacket is a clean implementation of Impacket, a library intended for working with network protocols. - mandiant/gopacket

GoPacket by @mandiant.com: A complete Go implementation of Impacket, 63 tools and 24 library packages for Windows network protocol interaction.
github.com/mandiant/gop...

Hackers are abusing unpatched Windows security flaws to hack into organizations | TechCrunch A security researcher published details of three security vulnerabilities in Windows Defender, and the code used to exploit them. Now, hackers are taking advantage of the vulnerabilities in real-life ...

NEW: Hackers are exploiting unpatched Windows vulnerabilities that were disclosed publicly by a disgruntled researcher.

The researcher published code to exploit these bugs on GitHub. Now someone else has taken the code and used it in at least one attack in the wild, according to a security firm.

Lol, this guy is 100% nutso

😂😂😂

I struggle to find good momos where I live in the UK 😭

Braindead morons won't question why wages are trash while billionaires are turning into trillionaires.

They will just blame shoplifters, immigrants and disabled people like they are told to.

In 2025 companies made £658.7bn profit

Double Welfare

Despite the tax rate being supposedly 25%, they paid just £91bn in tax. A rate of just 13.8%

On top that about 80% goes straight out of the UK and no more tax is paid

This benefit, no tax for billionaires is unaffordable

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Getting my elderly mother a subscription to Private Eye last Christmas 'because I know you like Ian Hislop on TV' has been way more effective at reducing her right-wing rants than several years of effort by me & my siblings. Cheers Ian