Quite possibly the Platonic ideal of the correct situation to use this meme

I’m going to start Pacific Magazine. It’s the inverse of the Atlantic, in that its audience will be centre-right establishment types, but the content will be hard left

I feel like if there were concrete plans to ensure "a whole civilization will die tonight", there would be leaks about the particulars to the press. The fact that there isn't seems to mean it's just idiotic bluster.

Add Maduro for a (very unlikely) hat trick

Does English seem like a silly corruption of Dutch to native Dutch speakers? Or does that work just in one direction?

idk, i feel like there's got to be a more efficient way to travel from Florida to San Diego than this route via the moon. but i'm not a fancy rocket scientist i guess

My PhD research summarized in one word is “peptides” and I am also wondering the same thing

The unreached heathen hellscapes of…uh…the Chicago, Detroit, Toronto and NYC metros

My dentist has no such compunctions about this. Two months after I go there, they hit me up with "It's been awhile since we've seen you. Would you like to schedule an appointment for 5 minutes from now?"

I feel like it should not be this difficult to get an appointment with an orthopedist. I am literally begging you to take my money away from me. Put me on your calendar with a big note "Take his money away from him."

Might try to catalogue all of my books and put up a spreadsheet for people to claim them (only paying for shipping costs) just so I don't have quite so many laying around

STOP THE COUNT! Mariners are undefeated!

Reading all the "crisis actor" claims the night after a shooting at a nearby high school I had lots of friends at was really the moment I turned away from the conservative conspiricism I was raised in. Random internet people telling me that my friends were all liars kind of broke me

mariners theme 1990's YouTube video by Glen the Toolbox

Happy Opening Day, Seattle
youtu.be/BzbgfLKnHq8?...

“Blah,” said Toad.

The speed at which the Seattle left has turned on Katie Wilson is pretty impressive. I knew it would happen, but it hasn't even been three months.

after having my left arm in a sling for a day, i’ve seen enough. i’m calling right handedness a scam. the 90% of you who claim that your right hand works better than your left are liars who are trying to gaslight the rest of us, righteous lefties.

If you think about it, a perfectly wrong bracket is kinda like having a perfectly correct bracket

Doing double duty as judge and clerk. Good for him

PUT A BANNER AT COORS FIELD, THIS IS THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THEY’RE GETTING

Wild how the NYT continues to steelman Trump this much. No, he did not independently mention the Basij as an important factor; he gave 0 evidence he knew that term or what it means. He gathered enough context clues from what Kilmeade fed him and ran with it to make a fairly meaningless statement.

lol at the closed captioning rendering Martin Necas (Avalanche player) as Martin Nietzsche (horrific German philosophy/theology chimera)

My wife starts to bravely beatbox through her tears because she knows I can’t properly apologize if it’s not in a freestyle.

I was snowboarding in stuff like that a couple weeks ago. By the time it got to lunch, all my gear was fully soaked through, just a pretty miserable experience

many such cases

All the classic emojis we've needed forever in Seattle: orcas, bigfoot, landslides, and the traditional fights at 3rd and Pike

The entire country: 🔥🫠😓
Western Washington, exclusively: 🥶❄️🏂

they should bring back the lemonade that kills people for this week

What’s the specific deal with the 25th being an issue?