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Posts by Crispy
6 or 7 human souls
My harpy, Hailey, towering over halfwaysanity's rat, Kryo, announcing that she is better than him.
doodle for frend @halfwaysanity.bsky.social :)
SHE IS BETTER (or at least she thinks she is)
Got so baffled I forgot to put an alt text, sorry,,,,,
I'M SORRY??? WHO was going to tell me that our ancestors thought shooting stars were in the same category as CLOUDS??
Everybody be laughing at toddlers about their lack of object permanence till you ask 'em about how they got object permanence
One of the funniest parts of the imperial vs metric debate is that the imperial system is based on metric. A pound is exactly 0.45359237 kg and an inch is exactly 25.4 mm
We can stop arguing now, everyone go home
oh shit it is?
Like SURE man I guess if you pull up the data between 18-24 year olds and 65+ then yeah it's gonna have a god damn *171%* difference. what kind of editor approves of this
Screenshot of a New York Post article saying, "Pornhub reports that Gen Z views the category 171% more than any other age group, a generational leaning that Needle believes reflects their increasingly digital existence." End ID.
LMFAOOOO??? god I HATE the New York Post but this is just insanely funny
Lotta pastries stuffed with butter cream and they're... good... but that's too much cream man. It's like eating a sandwich filled with expanding foam
Shit will rock your world
Mayo has no business looking that good
lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal
This isn't even half the list of things to do every day
Things you have to do every day:
- Eat
- Sleep
- Blink
- Brush teeth
- Breathe
- Sneeze
- Pee
- Wash hands
- Read
No wonder I'm so damn busy
they got her by the scruff π
She's enjoying the view
Buying stationery: damn this tiny handheld top spiral notepad is like $8, it better be worth it
Using stationery: I cannot live without this notepad I need to buy ten of them
BLGHGGHWWWWAAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
@TheChiefNerd SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
i donβt know how this is supposed to work in terms of intelligence but whatever these guys do is taking stuff that is not theirs to take and then sell it for the highest possible price
electricity water clean air knowledge
you name it
they should be treated like the common thieves they are
After nearly four years of journalism courses and learning what makes a good writing voice, I cannot stand corporate writing for the life of me. It's fluffed up and verbose to an insane degree.
Riding my bike across my local marshy boardwalk and it makes that satisfying "tha-dak-dak-dak-dak-dak" sound
Spinning gold from copper
LIKE. TWENTY??? TWO. ZERO. TWENTY. That is FAR too short
It can take several hours for your solid food to turn into poop. Which like okay that makes sense.
But it can take less then 20 minutes for liquids to turn into pee and give you the urge to go to the bathroom
Why do my muscles twitch. Excitable mfer. "Oooh is it my turn to move yet??"
NO!!!! Did my brain send an electrical signal???? I thought not, WENCH. BE STILL