I want to know if any of the youths are calling Styracosaurus "horn maxing triceratops".

Every so often I remember a conversation I had with a massage therapist and in my efforts to disagree with her ideas on "vibrational energy healing" I accidentally taught her how to turn a table into an open air microwave oven. I hope she chose not to, or that my math was wrong. Either is fine.

I bought Reece's flavored Oreos and Oreo filled Reece's so I could compare them. Sadly dark chocolate peanut butter cups and regular double stuff Oreos are still my favorites.

Glad to hear the news that it is now the "Experimenting on Spring Break Totally Doesn't Count...of Hormuz".

I'm halfway through the second episode of the live action One Piece. It is my first experience with the franchise. My wife will not be joining me (it is not her thing), and if she ever asks I'm unsure I can explain it without sounding insane.

It's clearly called the Straight of Hormuz because nobody is allowed to come out.

I mean where even IS gate 7ðű%🫜?!

Ah yes: Annunciation, Elevation, Deceleration, Ice Pack...

Dr. Frankenstein knew he was making a monster, just not the kind that would antagonize the village and destabilize the region.

This morning my very early rising 3 year old woke up way too early so I taught him a short version of the geopolitics of late medieval europe through the lens of heavy metal, drone-based instruments, and rhythmic motifs. There was a slight detour where we were just lifting lyrics from The Hobbit.

May all your obstacles publicly mock Rand Paul getting his butt kicked. It's the first thing I've seen that gets 100% of his attention and ire.

I just need to know if anyone questioning the man asked, "Is Gerald in the room with us now?"

Real talk - in a world where, if we were honest, World War numbers would look more like the Super Bowl, Samsung is showing me ads for their latest world changing technology, "The Black Matrix", and quite frankly if it isn't a doomsday machine I'd call it a wasted opportunity. But I hope it isn't.

I get peak Pelosi vibes, but with many more decades to refine it even further. Big "one day she'll run this place" vibes. I think we'd all be better off for it,
but that's just my hot take.

Does that mean "fetch" might finally be made a thing?

"Structural changes" hits the nail squarely on the head. It would require late 20th century norms to be both reestablished and codified into law, a depoliticized judiciary, enough regulatory teeth to prevent future autocratic slides, an apology tour, and a ton of foreign aid. Minimum.

Ah, the classic venn diagram where "my t-shirt answers a lot of questions raised by my t-shirt" meets "saying the quiet part out loud on a hot mic".

This makes sense. After all, being won over will certainly be seen as foul betrayal by your old cheering section, and the dunk:embrace ratio isn't great on the other side. This is true of any debate - less "honest exchange of ideas" and more "repping your side in gladiatorial combat".

I was about to say that Truss (b.1975) is a full decade younger than Bondi (b. 1965), so without further info I can only conclude that Bondi's surgeon deserves more recognition just for skill.

But all in spanish. With a live feed of Kid Rock being forced to watch.

Your karaoke bar must be wild if that's on the list

Magnolia Explosion does sound like it would be the name of a great band from the bay area

Please forgive me, I've been working with a 3 year old on atoning after FAFO goes very wrong. It's hard going from "things will never be okay again" to "redemption starts with change and atonement". If Brett struggles with the idea my son will gladly share his illustrated biography of Alfred Nobel.

Just saying that under these very specific circumstances, "When the Roberts court seemed irredeemable, one courageous man-a man who proudly loved beer more than being roasted daily-chose to finally take a stand and right the ship of America's judicial legacy and future" might be uniquely persuasive.

You think "too little too late" could be communicated to him as "Here is the long list of things you'll need to fix before your name stops being a playground taunt"? "You could be a hero, Brett. 'The man who saved America's justice system' has a nice ring to it, no? That's history calling, Brett."

The Nutcracker but the dad and Drosselmeyer go to bed in the middle of their longstanding annual Warhammer 40k game and the mouse king suddenly regrets the choices that lead to this situation. I'd definitely go see it.

Was it that "democrats were finally fighting back" or "democrats with platforms for fighting back won elections"? It's a key difference. Parties change when the candidates do.

My supportive aloof wife would prefer if I was more like Zohran, and it doesn't feel like an unreasonable position.

But that makes the Doof Warrior Kid Rock, and before this moment I'd never actually felt a character's rizz evaporate in realtime.

Tanks! Notoriously short on space, women tank crews would be optimal. Come to think of it, probably submarines and space travel too. Anywhere you need more hands than shoulder room. The weirdest part? None of those examples involve tractor tires in dire need of flipping.