This license plate is batshit insane

Government Cheese would be a good funk band

Elle Woods? More like W Woods! Women rule!

I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that

They are entitled to exactly jack shit of my goodwill. Fuck them and fuck you Souhan for trying to launder their bullshit

As if I needed any other reason to root against that jerk off perennial loser franchise. The Tottenham of the US

Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole

I wonder what Gary Busey says TBI stands for

Oh to see this man's body cold and pulse less

Elon Musk dying is gonna be so awesome

I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan

Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny

Dude omfg lolololol

It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person

Like O, Like H, in your butt

Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day

Cody Gakpo you gotta eat shit

Was talking with a friend who's spearheading some things and I learned there's an estimated 16 million dollars of rent debt across the metro

Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps

You think John Hinckley Jr things impress her?

Pretty certain that Dakota Johnson is a siren

Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth

The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed

If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that

Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne

Just an airtight take from one of this generation's leading philosophers on the topic of......accidental Nazi tattoos??? Just listen to yourself you dumb piece of shit

Dave Matthews Band walked so this shit can run

In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual

"Did you fuck it up real good?"

"Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone"

"Nice job bubba"

^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory