Life doesnt give you lemons anymore, that shit is now subscription based

some days i am just so tired of holding myself together

imagine spending your hard earned money and your valuable time lighting off loud ass explosions for this fuckass holiday. i can think of much cheaper ways to see a bunch of pretty colors with the added bonus of not terrifying every veteran and dog in a five mile radius.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

i know in theory to avoid the things that trigger my illness but what do you do when the trigger is like, needing to work and deal with insane people

By the end of this decade the most important part of the “Golden Rule” will be the Gold.

FB is like, yeah you can call people slurs, wish death on people, talk about eradicating entire groups of the population and even post literal porn
and then:

i like how we live in a world where one can say “whew i need a drink” and everyone is like “haha ya” but if someone jokes about needing to use their vape bc they’re stressed the puritans online have to come out and tell everyone that “vaping isn’t cool or quirky” and wish disease on people like… hm

where the fuck are my representatives?

An hour ago State department reps said no thanks to this offer, because it wouldn’t hold up in court. But then the real president just tweet “GREAT IDEA!” so now it’s probably going to happen.

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.”

Send him to the fucking Hague

from the pro-life, pro-baby crowd comes “let those ones die of HIV idc”

ordered new batteries for my old film camera from photo class but they didn’t make it turn on so i think it might need the capacitor replaced 😔

just saw someone on Threads complaining that Kendrick Lamar winning for “Not Like Us” was indicative of the industry “glorifying” p3do behavior. have we collectively lost our fucking minds?

The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here.

HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻

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i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them

Trump is not going to leave in 4 years. People should accept this. He's telling you again and again.

like it isn’t even hard to comprehend this

“i agreed with extremist ideas and now i am surprised to see that the people championing those ideas are taking extremist action” “omg exactlyyy”

Gotta admit, I had intense fears of a second Trump administration but even I didn’t call Project 2025 UNDERSELLING his moves.

There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.

Report: Universe To End Next Friday

Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility

I just need you to understand the degree to which every columnist and pundit claiming they just wanted to "follow the science" or have more research on trans kids is just remarkably full of shit

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

It's here and it's perfect

Trump Orders Schools to Ease Sex Assault Rules The new Title IX rules will provide more protections for those accused of sexual misconduct, and eliminate LGBT protections adopted under Biden.

Donald Trump has ordered schools and universities to be even more deferential to male students accused of sexual violence. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-orders...